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Stevey Majors

Both presidential candidates are murderous, capitalist hogs.

About Me

Your changes will positively kill me.

My Interests

The Jeep, contemporary poetry, druggy music, spazoid video games, politics, book stores, campy Satanic imagery, location, posture

I'd like to meet:

Maniacs.

Music:

Psychedelic, punk, rap, soul, free jazz, power pop

Movies:

The Grand Illusion, Rushmore, This is Spinal Tap, Le Samourai, The 400 Blows, A Hard Day's Night, Blazing Saddles, The Pit, Dr. Strangelove

Television:

The Simpsons, MASH, The Twilight Zone, MST3K, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Tim and Eric, Arrested Development

Books:

Bertolt Brecht, Frank O'Hara, Thomas Pynchon, John Ashbery, Langston Hughes, Isabel Allende, Jennifer L Knox, William Carlos Williams, Ron Silliman, Gwendolyn Brooks, Basho, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Pogo, Calvin and Hobbes, Krazy Kat

Heroes:

John G Maurer, Bertolt Brecht, Gibby Haynes

My Blog

New Home

http://steveymajors.blogspot.com This is where I write now. You may think it's stupid, but this is just one more page with Stevey Majors on it that can show up on Google. See! I haven't changed a...
Posted by Stevey Majors on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:49:00 PST

Read The Bomb

So the SECOND the month of March hits, everyone puts St. Patrick's Day themed shit on their MySpaces. Pictures, taglines, blinky shamrock crap, you name it. This "holiday" always makes me feel uneasy ...
Posted by Stevey Majors on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:43:00 PST

21st Century Opened Like a Beer

I am writing this at home. That's right, The Lack of Shack no longer lacks the internet. In fact, The Lack of Shack will be an outdated title by the end of this week; I finally have the money for a re...
Posted by Stevey Majors on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:55:00 PST

I used to clap on 1 and 3

... but now I snap on 2 and 4. First, here's my Top 10 Albums of 2007. 10. Songs III: Bird on the Water - Marissa Nadler9. God Save The Clientele - The Clientele8. Graduation - Kanye West7. Babylon Ru...
Posted by Stevey Majors on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:53:00 PST

Once again, my psychic power moves mountains

Five or six years ago, I remember saying this during class: "I'll bet you guys a steak dinner that we'll see an image of our principal on the cover of the Daily News with lines of coke on top of him i...
Posted by Stevey Majors on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:55:00 PST

Stevey Majors asks, Bob Mould answers

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=34243 What a thrill it is to have my favorite musician answer my question! I can't decide if this is a late birthday present or an early Christma...
Posted by Stevey Majors on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:46:00 PST

A New Standard in Human Stupidity

You know how I said I wasn't going to make a new entry for a while? Well, I can't help myself on this one. People are freaking about because w00t has been chosen as Webster's Word of The Year. He...
Posted by Stevey Majors on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:44:00 PST

Don’t Laugh Until Xmas

After a year of brainstorming, scribbling, hypothesizing and procrastination, I have finally started writing my play. So I won't be entertaining the seven of you readers until the first draft is finis...
Posted by Stevey Majors on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:39:00 PST

On Things You Don’t Remember (But Do Not Doubt)

A friend of mine from work, Corinne, knows two people that know me: Brandon from Kutztown's radio station , and Jen, who went to grade school with me. Jen seems to fondly remember me as the nervous, f...
Posted by Stevey Majors on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:58:00 PST

Why Im Glad I Didnt Go To the Archbishop Ryan Reunion

Many of the reunion's attendees went to Chickie & Pete's afterwards. It was there that this conversation took place. Dude: "Did you go to Archbishop Ryan?"Me: "Yep."Dude: "What year did you gradua...
Posted by Stevey Majors on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:37:00 PST