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Edward F. Lauser III

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


bish(o)jo means beautiful girl
Career Inventory Test Results
Extroversion ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 73%
Altruism |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Inquisitiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 73%

You are a Persuader, possible professions include - entertainer, recruiter, artist, newscaster, writer/journalist, recreation director, librarian, facilitator, politician, psychologist, housing director, career counselor, sales trainer, travel agent, program designer, corporate/team trainer, child welfare worker, social worker (elderly services), interpreter/translator, occupational therapist, executive
Hi, I'm Eddie
I am in love with a girl named Kelsey Brumble,
she is my purpose of waking up in the morning.
Soccer is my body, mind, and soul.
I constantly watch anime, but not hentai
My favorite colors are red and black
I can read any book that falls into my hand
I am great at writing poems
I am an athletic machine
I like classical parties where all the men wear tux's and the ladies wear very sparkly, mature dresses
Soccer is my favorite sport
I won't ever let anybody take control of me, I decide my own life.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every last minuit of it!
Dear journal, you are the only one who understands me...
So... No one came to the pajama party...
Ever have one of those days...?
I can compose music under a short time period
I used to live in Washington (state, NOT D.C)
I have too many friends to count
I am a scuba diver, soon to be a rescue diver
I have beaten every Zelda game there is!
I have read all of the Harry Potter series, the Eragon/Elder couplet, Belgarion series, and many dragon books.
Learning is an opportunity.
People know me as the smart kid in their class
I am in the Emerald Academy, Ridley High School Freshman.
Did you know that "Ridley" is the main evil Dragon that Samus has to fight? Yeah, it's cool that my city is named after a dragon =D!
I am all about feelings. I think I came to this earth as a psychiatrist angel. People come to me for help, and it's a good feeling of trust that you have with the person. It's mostly questions of love, and I enjoy the puzzeling subject very much. I think I mastered it.

My Interests

Hey! Kill yourself!

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!! To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!! To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time.

burn some rubber on me baby hit me with your rhythm stick she gave me a hug like a grizzley bear "big E-conomy size" I think her name was June cause' she was bustin' out all over Goodness gracious great balls of fire theres a whole lot of shaking going on Oh she must be jelly cause' jam don't shake like that She has me inside out and upside down and thats why I'm a wanker!

I'd like to meet:

Ren Ren Ren Nagusaran Rensia Roroonren Nakora, an alien girl from the anime "DearS"

Television:

# If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress !
# If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
# It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
# I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
# Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
# Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.
# The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not commit adulthood.
# To do is to be. (Wise man)
To be is to do. (Dislexic wise man)
Do be do be do. (Usher)
# Over a urinal: What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!
If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH!

Books:

--Shiek's Sayings
The flow of time is always cruel. Its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it. A thing that doesn't change with time is a memory of younger days.

It is something that grows over time: a true friendship. A feeling in the heart that becomes even stronger over time... The passion of friendship will soon blossom into a righteous power and through it, you will know which way to go.

Time passes, people move. Like a river's flow, it never ends... A childish mind will turn to noble ambition... Young love will become deep affection... The clear water's surface reflects growth.

Heroes:

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (yet to start)
Bible Black (yet to start)
Ah! My goddess (yet to start)
Hinata Girls (yet to start)
Onegai Teacher (yet to start)
Onegai Twins (yet to start)
He is my master (finished)
Azumanga Diaoh (F)
Love Hina (yet to start)
Please Teacher (yet to start)
DNAngel (F)
Mahou Sensei Negima (F)
Fruits Basket (F)
Rizelmine (F)
Sailor Moon (F)
Inukami (yet to start)
Tenchi Muyo (F)
Chobits (F)
Ouran High School (yet to start)

6/20/06 started
7/11/06 pecked

My Blog

Give me some time and my Mypace will kill yours

Welcome-All I need is some bacon and i'll be on my way. Please tell me if you have some bacon
Posted by Edward F. Lauser III on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 03:52:00 PST