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Kenny Vegas

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Here are the lyrics to my default song... :)Old 97s Lyrics
"Dance With Me"
Underneath the foreign stars in a foreign place where they don't love you I do tell in the pale moonlight your eyes are wide and the band plays Everybody wants you
He takes your hand, tenderly and he whispers sweet surrender Nothing, is how he feels about girls like you with your flip flop smiles And your big blue eyes, on vacation
Dance with me, into the ocean Roll with me, into the sea Don't tell me the world is in trouble Do - you - want - to - dance - with - me???
Love changes hands as the big waves crash and the dream don't die, but I do Where were you when I needed you? Right now, the telephone just rings I cannot find you.
Dance with me, into the ocean Roll with me, into the sea Don't tell me the world is in trouble Do - you - want - to - dance - with - me??? Oh, Do - you - want - to - dance - with - me???
Underneath the foreign sun with a foreign man whose gone and almost forgotten Drink everything you see and remember us and wonder if you will be forgiven?
Dance with me, into the ocean Roll with me, into the sea Don't tell me the world is in trouble Don't tell me the world is in trouble Dance with me, into the ocean Roll with me, into the sea Don't tell me the world is in trouble Do - you - want - to - dance - with - me??? Oh, Do - you - want - to - dance - with - me??? Oh, Do - you - want - to - dance - with - me???
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.. Hello all!! I am a 6'2, white male, medium large, athletic build (little extra padding :) with a cute smile (full set of teeth!) and a killer singing voice. I am here on myspace to make friends, read and write blogs, and to network, promoting my mobile DJ business. I have the best Karaoke system in the country, with a library of over 70,000 tunes!! Hit me up for your next party or special event! :)
Click here for an education about our tax system!!~Kenny Vegas
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Kenny
Birthday:
Every year
Birthplace:
Hospital
Current Location:
Las Vegas Baby!
Eye Color:
Brn
Hair Color:
Mixed
Height:
6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed:
R
Your Heritage:
Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Nikes
Your Weakness:
A girl with pipes
Your Fears:
The conspiracy is mounting...
Your Perfect Pizza:
Pepperoni, ItalianSausage, Xtra Cheeeeeze
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Lose another 30 lbs (already lost 60!)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
my bad
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Snooze!!
Your Best Physical Feature:
My smile
Your Bedtime:
when my body stops
Your Most Missed Memory:
my Father
Pepsi or Coke:
Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:
MacDonalds MacDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut!
Single or Group Dates:
Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Tea is tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:
No
Do you Swear:
Well Shit! I don't know...
Do you Sing:
I rock the house!
Do you Shower Daily:
Yep, also weekly
Have you Been in Love:
Twice (maybe and a half)
Do you want to go to College:
BTDT
Do you want to get Married:
Maybe
Do you belive in yourself:
uhuh
Do you get Motion Sickness:
nope
Do you think you are Attractive:
I da bomb!
Are you a Health Freak:
Enigma wrapped in a riddle
Do you get along with your Parents:
uh...they were great
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Yep
Do you play an Instrument:
several (none good enough to play live, except my voice!)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
I'm drinking now...
And We're Headed Down the stretch!
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Does standing on a field of Chronic count??
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
uhuh
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
no
In the past month have you been on Stage:
yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:
no, just dissappointed
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
uhuh
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
nope
Ever been Drunk:
yep, told ya I'm drinking now...I need another round!
Ever been called a Tease:
Yeah
Ever been Beaten up:
almost was Yesterday, but I'm slippery and crafty
Ever Shoplifted:
no, but I did change price tags back in the day
How do you want to Die:
"Falling into the gears of a combine...that's how a man should die...a parachute not opening, getting your nutz bit off by a lapplander, that's how I wanna go!!"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Never want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit:
Amsterdam
In a Girl I want...
Favourite Eye Color:
Blue or Brown or Purple
Favourite Hair Color:
Plaid
Short or Long Hair:
Long
Height:
5'11 or shorter"
Weight:
170 or less
Best Clothing Style:
Fits the occasion
All About ME!..
Number of Drugs I have taken:
It's dangerous to steal people's drugs...
Number of CDs I own:
5000 (Hey, I was a DJ for 10 years)
Number of Piercings:
nada
Number of Tattoos:
zilch
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
28

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've already met the most wonderful and amazing people I will ever need to meet in my life!! If you want to make a great friend, or if you need a good DJ for your next party or corporate event, then I'm your man!!

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People I actually know...
I have 10,625,927 friends.

God

Melissa

Michelle

Sweet Mistie Dawn

Rams Fan Chris

Chi Town Gurly

BomchicaKelliWow!

Darling Nikki

Sharp Girl

RANTMEISTER G.

Jude is Beautiful!

Innocence Broken

Jennifer

Ronnie aka Phoenix Princess

Jennaholic

Phillys

Jaymermaid!

Cin

BadassMotoXTim

Cubs SUCK!

My Blog

10 Things (plus 5) You Hate About Me! (A Repost, sort of...)

Alrightythen... I've been "tagged" several times, without playing along. (Sorry, Amused!  I still plan on catching up some day...)  Regardless, my friend, Jana, tagged me this week, with a tag that I ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 22:30:00 GMT

Wow, I hate to say "I told you so!?!" ***Updated with links!***

This is who you voted for, America...***Update Here's a link (that works) to verify the information below.***http://www.thefederalregister.com/d.p/2009-02-04-E9 -2488By executive order, Barack Hussein ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 07:30:00 GMT

A Kiss, Eternal...(Warning:Adult Material! Don't read if you offend easily!)

WARNING!! The following is a work of Secular Adult FICTION! If you are among my Christian friends, and find this type of thing not to your taste, please leave now. I love you all, and don't wish to ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:34:00 GMT

Smells like B.O. to me...***Hillarious Update included***

***UPDATE!!*** This is Hillarious!! Here are the myspace rankings for this afternoon. It would be hard to orchestrate something of this nature. Gotta looooove God's sense of humor!! First, out of 40...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 01:30:00 GMT

An Ode to Rich Poetry...

I recently very much enjoyed a humorous poem, written by one of my friend's here on Myspace, Big Dick. His poem is worth a look, and while you're over there, shoot him a friend request. Rarely a mon...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:17:00 GMT

Perspectives...

Well, here we are with another Thanksgiving!!  God has worked so many amazing gifts into my life this past year.  I am thankful (among many other things) for all of my wonderful friends here...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:42:00 GMT

God picks favorites? **Now open!!**

Hello Friends!! I have been quiet of late.  The election results kind of put me in a bit of a funk, that I'm only now beginning to come out of.... Life does go on though (at least until Jan. 20th...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:11:00 GMT

Barack Obama is NOT a Christian. ***Updated with new video and links!***

Barack Obama is NOT a Christian....incendiary words... No one will be more happy to see this election season come to a close than will I. "Judge not, lest ye be judged!" ~Matthew 7:1I am not judging ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 10:39:00 GMT

I apologize for implying that Obama might not be half black!

Hello Friends!   It would seem that I might have been wrong to insinuate that Barack Hussein Obama might be only 1/16 Black, and more likely half Arab.  News out of London, and a well p...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:01:00 GMT

Obama loses prominent Dem. speech writer!

Bear with me, friends.  We have just one more week to make a difference, then I promise to show much more levity in my blog material.  Here is a letter ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:55:00 GMT