http://pedestrianx.blogspot.com
Just go there.
I'm pretty laid back. I like to have a good time.
Sobriety and I haven't been friends, in a long time.
Mine is better than yours.
Getting fucked up.
Sleeping.
Pretty sure I've met them.
Things that go BOOM
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."