Interview with the Cartoonist |
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?A human. Tell no one.Who do you admire most?I quite like my wife. She's alright. For a girl.How do you feel?ConfusedWater or 100% Juice?100% BeerWould y...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 00:11:00 GMT |
42 Facts about the Cartoonist |
1 . If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be: My glasses, a potato patch, my iMac and a pint of lager2. I have a fear of:Being packaged above, but without the lager3. What type of f...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:34:00 GMT |
Zoinks |
I can't wait for 2008. It's the 24th anniversary of 1984.
I wrote a letter to the future. No reply so far.
They have dog shows. They have cat shows. Where are the turtle shows?...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 00:00:00 GMT |
Inside Out and Upside Down |
Common sense is the least common of the senses.How can you type /afk without it being a lie?The elderly are easy targets. At least they are at my rifle range.When spaceships meet in science fiction s...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 13:49:00 GMT |
40 Questions Survey |
40 Questions SurveyWhen you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you saidHubba hubbaWhen is the next time you will make outDepends on if I can sweet-talk the missusWh...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:27:00 GMT |
The Llama Sleeps Tonight |
On the other hand... I have an extra finger. That makes three.
I love to close the curtains and sit in the dark. It makes my passengers nervous though.
He said "they aren't fish, they're mammals...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:50:00 GMT |
Let's All Meet Up in the Year 2000 |
It's been a long time since I last had a cold. Last time was in the year 2000. Maybe it was the millenium bug? Anyway, I don't have one now, so I don't know why we're talking about it.
Let...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 00:28:00 GMT |
I Need One |
Oh man. I need a gorilla so bad.
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 19:44:00 GMT |
Cravings |
The gorilla cravings have started to kick in. I'll try to resist.
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 14:45:00 GMT |
Keeping to the Resolution |
It's been a day since my last gorilla. So far, so good.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 18:22:00 GMT |
