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Miss Lani

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

..div style="position:bottom;left:0px;top:0px;width:100px;height:3 5px;"Quite simply put, I am the three C's:1) Cute 2) Cuddly 3) CatatonicI don't handle online stalkers particularly well. Nor marriage proposals. Oh, especially declarations of love especially, considering, that chances are I may not have held a conversation with said declaree of affection.With that straightened out, I'm a student with many more years ahead. I have got a combination between a dry, sarcastic and silly sense of humour. I am a realist, even when it is considered pessimism. I'm loyal, and do not take to nor appreciate my loyalties taken for granted.In closing, I am a cynic and skeptic. I am difficult to impress. And most importantly, don't make any assumptions about my preferences based on me living in Africa. Otherwise!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Illana
Birthday: 6 May 1985
Birthplace: Bethel - if you can find it, you can get a cookie!
Current Location: Roodepoort, JHB
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: I think it was light brown? Currently it's dark brown. Red tomorrow. Huzzah!
Height: 5"7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends...mostly right handed!
Your Heritage: Technically I'm a pavement special? But I do boast French, Danish, English and Portuguesse blood. 3/4 pirate! Huzzah!! ,Get into Psychology Honours
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: !!
Thoughts First Waking Up: "If I ignore the alarm, it will scream me to sleep..."
Your Best Physical Feature: My Nigerian myspace fanclub would say my ass. In reality, I would stick to the healthy chick comment and say my eyes.
Your Bedtime: Usually midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: I'd love to remember the night I jumped off a roof at this one party -,o
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: After my chubby chaser incident, I'm petrified of single dates. Even though they are much better.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee is better for the student budget x_x
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: I'd put a sailor to shame
Do you Sing: Yes, why the hell not?
Do you Shower Daily: Well, sometimes I bath?
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I'm currently at university
Do you want to get Married: One day
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when intoxicated
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I'm fairly attractive, yes
Are you a Health Freak: I eat healthy, I'd exercise regularly if it wasn't for my hectic varsity schedule
Do you get along with your Parents: Generally, I have to leech off them for a while yet afterall!
Do you like Thunderstorms: No o.o;; They s-s-s-care me o.O;; Especially because I got hit once switching off the PC x_x
Do you play an Instrument: No, but I wish I could
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes? Not the potential incarceration type
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Never
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, accidently in my childhood. Unintentionally.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A psychokalollygist!! :D
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green/Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black/Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Doesn't bother me. Unless we're talking hectic anorexia or elephantitis shit o.o;;
Best Clothing Style: Well, any is great but a suit still makes a guy hot. But then again so does the self-expressive punk gear. Mmmm...My dress style is a mixture as I live in a repressive home
Number of Drugs I have taken: How the hell does one remember this sort of question?
Number of Piercings: 2 double piercings, used to have a top right pierce, wanting a tongue pierce
Number of Tattoos: None! A kitten today may end up as a TIGER tomorrow! O.O;;
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to keep count
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My online friends to enjoy their company. Johnny Depp without a doubt. The father of Psychoanalysis. Probably some other people, but they're obviously not important enough because I can't remember them.

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