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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a dog with baby legs stuck to a computer. I'm void of all personality and I like bacon. I'm a freelancer. I compose orchestral, electronic, and design sounds and moving visuals.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A clown, dressed as a rhino with the ability to launch small children directly into Michael Jackson's bed, without his knowledge. It could happen.