Mr. Maughan

Hello, I am white and English. When shopping the only way to appease me is with treats. If you are not going to offer me treats, don't take me shopping. I am hideously smart and work where they don't pay me enough. I also have a pair of glasses that tell you just how smart I am. I really like football. I hate driving, especially when I don't know where I'm going and I'm driving on the "wrong" side of the road. I absolutely LOVE Americans. They are my FAVOURITE!!!, even though I like to spell this favorite. I also like to burp out kebabs up to a day after eating them. I don't like politics, but I can't help but be interested. I think that most people are stupid, however I do not think that is an excuse for acting inconsiderately, or talking to me like you know more than I do. (Because most of the time, you don't.) I'm quite sexy. I hate construction across the street from my house. I like sleeping until 1 pm. My friends are awesome & I really like beer. I also play the guitar. I've been playing the guitar for considerably more years than I haven't been. I also hate writing about myself, which is why Kelsey is doing it for me. Finally, I like her.