It's me, Chad, Chaddy, Chadwick! What do want to know?Where do I live? Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, North America, Earth.Who am I? Well thats simple, i'm not gonna lie, i'm pretty dam awesome. Chances are your intrigued by me, that is why your lurking on my site correct?What do I look like? Words do not explain how hot I am so there's really no point in trying! What do I do? I work in an office, my walls are beige, I can pin stuff to them. I'd go into greater detail but i'll admit, it bores me so i'm sure it would bore you too. So this is me...come on in!Lets see, to start you off, what other random useless information do you need to know about me? I drive a crappy car, although I live downtown...so I walk nearly everywhere. I drink Beer cause if I drink Rye I have a way of slipping into the dark-side of life. I have one pet, my fish named Fillet who lives in a bowl and enjoys eating pellets. As for not owning the typical cat or dog, it's not that I don't like them...it's because i'm clean and they just don't pick up after themeselves! If I could eat anything for the rest of my life it would have to be Tiger Tiger ice cream...i'm sure there is plenty since everyone else seems to think it's disgusting. I am metrosexual because I like to take care of myself. I would rather get my hair cut in a salon to get that free head massage and I can tell the difference between fake Gucci sunglasses and two dollar knock-offs. I have accepted the position of being the greatest blogger to have walked the Earth among the many other planets i've also blogged on. The ability to turn a simple thought into blog debate magic is no minor task and if I don't continue I will upset the masses. My age states 29 because Myspace calculates age on a standard formula of current minus birth year. The truth of the matter is that i'm 25 plus 4. The formula is much more complex however i've put my theory to the test and will no longer have to grow witness of aging. With this I have been able to focus on such goals as learning to skateboard and never losing touch on whats important to me...mosh pits.
I admit I have an obsession...and it's the CHICAGO BEARS! I'm pretty sure i'm a football player born into a runners body. Then again i'm also pretty sure I was meant to be a rock star, ended up with a desk job? Sundays I spend not with GOD but with Football. I have been a die hard Chicago Bears fan win or lose for as long as I can remember, in fact, some would say i'm obsessed as I go through life collecting all that is blue & orange. I also already know that they lost in the Superbowl so reminding me is pointless unless your a Colts fan and want to rub it in a little. I'm a great sport! All other fans of all other teams, pfft...lick my ass cause you didn't even make it! Maybe i'm not a great sport...
On the side I also instruct half and full Marathon running clinics (NO, NOT THE RUNNINGROOM, I HATE THE RUNNING ROOM!). I've run for years, for some reason I love it, completed a number of full marathons, now teach it on the side. Even though I have a giant tat, holes in my ears and listen to hardcore music...I'm a runner and can be found prancing around the city in terribly unflattering skimpy clothing. Although if you are a male, and you drive by a runner, please think of something more creative than yelling FAGGOT. Keep in mind it was you looking at my ass not the other way around. That dude didn't think I was a faggot when I threw a handful of moist mud into his open window did he? Runner Road Rage is awesome cause honestly...nobody expects you to act and if you do, what are you going to do...catch me? Muhahahaha! So anyways, if you look like this...hopefully I can help you :)
So what's left? Music...this is my life! I am never without it, in the car, at home and even at work, chances are I have the tunes pumpin. Now this isn't a lot about me, but why are you lurking anyways?
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