Once long ago da fingas came out of the woods and ate humans until they could no more consume...the flesh. So as da fingas made there way back home they were rudely interupted by the catamites, who are upset about there lost wolf hound. The search was on... da fingas and the catamites searched aimlessly above all the trees in the forest just to find nothing, for the wolf hound was devoured by a clueless man strapped to a colostomy bag on the side of an orange pancreas outside of the outskirts of cancer city (trachea). Da fingas were very upset when they heard this news as were the catamites, so they created a half-human half-marrmot to destroy the trachea because the trachea held the clueless man. So if they destroyed the trachea the clueless man would be destroyed as well. Da, da fingas went through with the plan, however, the catamites just ran off and got drunk in the woods. Da fingas were very upset when they found the catamites all passed out on tree roots and jelly beans. For this, da fingas began disembowling them with their own femors and patellas. The cadamites where very angry when they awoke being brutally slaughtered by there own bones so they fought back with violent masterbations in da fingas ears! As this mayhem continued, everybody heard a great thunderous roar from behind. As they turned around they were all attacked by a great beast. This beast was a 23'11" bear who ate all of everybodys flesh including its own!!!! So in conclusion, Johnny the bear chewed all the flesh until there was no more and proceeded to eat its own and da fingas and the catamites all died. FinMyspace Backgrounds
