To paraphrase: I can't live the button-down life. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I'll offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors and I will never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Jake Fritz?" I’m out here to live to the fullest potential and their ain’t nothin you can do to stop me.
Beyond that I'm too busy to take the time and describe myself right now, but if you possess questions about myself that must be answered feel free to shoot me a letter or something.
