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About Me

I was a PFC on a search patrol, huntin' charlie down it was in the jungle wars of '65. My weapon jammed and I got stuck way out and all alone and I could hear the enemy movin in close outside. Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my empty gun and I dug in scared while I counted down my fate. Then a big marine, a giant with a pair of friendly eyes appeared there at my shoulder and said "Wait".When he came in close beside me, he said "Dont worry, son, I'm here if charlie wants to tangle now, he'll have two to dodge".I said "Well, thanks a lot", I told him my name and asked him his and he said the boys just call me Camouflage.....

My Interests

The persuit of the question. (Any question really. I'm not that bothered but ideally not Sciencey ones. I'm not very good at those).

I'd like to meet:

Here is my latest self satisfying dellusion of grandure....
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I worte this with Dave Wyndorff from Monster Magnet in mind for the vocals, Eddie Van Halen was meant to do the solo and i wanted John Bonham for the Drums but Wyndorff & EVH weren't available and Bonham's dead. In their absence i had to do everything. Still.

Music:

Sabbath, Zeppelin, Kyuss, Soundgarden, Gonga, Fu Manchu, Monster Magnet - actually they're just the bands i have T-Shirts of. But they don't have a section about T-Shirts. Perhaps they might consider putting one in in exchange for a sticky bun.

Movies:

Can't be arsed if i haven't read the book (see books).

Television:

12 Chanels of 24 hour televisual entertainment Telewest promised me. I can't argue with the first bit but entertainment? Fuck me! Don't ever go round to one of their houses for an 'entertaining' evening! You'll just be watching Most Haunted repeats (on 3 fucking different channels! - 4 if you count Teleport Replay!) or some twat sleeping on E4.

Books:

I usually wait till the movie comes out (see movies).

Heroes:

Snickers, definately! followed by the Mars, Bounty, Topic and Malteaser. The Galaxy ones are nice but prone to 'speed melting'!...or is that Celebrations?

My Blog

...and finally!!!

Posted by Carl on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:38:00 PST

...and this!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Carl on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:32:00 PST

This is funny!!!

I haven't been able to stop laughing at this for a solid hour! ...
Posted by Carl on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:15:00 PST

Simon and the Head

This is the first chapter of a novella i'm working on. Mr CaineD may remeber bits of this from a very surreal car journey some years ago! Ta duder! Simon And The Head Simon loved ...
Posted by Carl on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:39:00 PST

A letter to Ozzy

Dear Mr. Osbourne, I wish to bring to attention something that has really been bothering me recently. This issue, you may or may not be aware of on account of the fact that LSD has completely destroye...
Posted by Carl on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 08:54:00 PST

Solving the worlds problems prt I: the middle east.

Sunni & Shiah: Where did it all go wrong? the world was such a more peaceful place when you were singing 'I Got You Babe'!
Posted by Carl on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 02:42:00 PST

Thought for the day!

I realised earlier this morning that despite not being able to turn on the news in the late '80's and '90's (admittedly, my basis of research here is compromised by the fact that for mo...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 02:38:00 PST

General rants

The things i get pssed off about are generally things that make no sense other than the interpretation we are given. Here's a brief rundown; Religious types who believe I need the same aid in my life ...
Posted by Carl on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:11:00 PST

Because i can't find anything in my CD collection i feel like listening to......

Thought i'd chuck my rant hat in the ring! Punk: The musical equivalent of an annoying kid who's retarded and cant articulate his facile opinions. (Except for the The Clash, they rock!) ...
Posted by Carl on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:34:00 PST