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Teej

Life is a Highway

About Me


I'm "the shit."
Trust me.

My package is bigger than my ego. »-(¯`v´¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯`v´¯)-«

My Interests

Money and bitches. Rims and guns.
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone worth meeting. Gillian Anderson, Nicole Sullivan and Doug Stanhope, Maybe you? People that share my
humor, even though I know we are few and far between. Paul Newman also.


Music:

Faith no more, Leftover Crack, Stereolab, Mr. Bungle, the Weakerthans, Pantera, Royce da 5'9", no cash, Spice 1, old Metallica, Ween, Suicide Machines, Peeping Tom, NOFX, Aganst All Authority, DragonForce, Dillinger Four, Megadeth, Agnostic Front, VOIVOD, Propagandhi, Prodigy, Ice Cube, Trivium, Tool, and the list goes on so i wont bore you. order now

Movies:

The Matrix, Buffalo 66, The Prestige, Shawshank Redemption, A Bronx tale, The Departed, Casino, North Country, Lost in Translation, American Movie, Old School, Ghost In The Shell, Fun With Dick and Jane, Punch Drunk Love, the Notebook(Yeah thats right bitch, fuck you), Memento, the Mothman Prophecies, Red Dawn, RONIN, Child's Play.

Television:

Family Guy, X-Files, Modern Marvels, Mythbusters, Scrubs, Robot Chicken, CSI, American Dad, The Shield, Forensic Files, The Sopranos, 24, and The Simpsons.

Books:

Art of War, Kama Sutra, Kill Your Parents, E.A.R.L., Apocalypse, Dummies Guide to Banging Last Call Bar Sluts, Berenstein Bears, and anything Suess.

Heroes:

A close tie between Ted Bundi and Richard Kuklinski.

My Blog

A Few Things I Wanna Ask the Lord

If god does exist and he has a few words of wisdom for me before damning me to eternal humiliation and torture. I have some questions for this asshole:1: Where the fuck are all my socks from the dry...
Posted by Teej on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:58:00 PST

Night at the Movies

If anybody is going to go to a movie soon, you should go see Pan's Labrynth.  Its rad.  This guy beats a wine bottle into this dude's face and down his mouth and shit, then shoots him in the...
Posted by Teej on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:40:00 PST