Mike Jonesâ„¢ [vote obama]

about me
hello myspace. i would like to introduce myself. i am michael star jones flores and i am unstoppable. on any given weekday you can find me serving chicken club tacos and two for one margaritas to hungry patrons or galavanting around town with my friends. on the weekends i like to unwind. i like my drink and i like it alot. give me some scotch and the spotlight and i'll show you a good time. when the night starts getting late you can find me throwing chips around my room or peeing on a wall or two. i may be colorblind but that dosent stop me from enjoying the color red. if you see me walking around town in my red hoodie pull over, offer me a ride, a crunchwrap, and a laugh and i will repay you with a million years of friendship. some of my hidden talents include finishing suduko puzzles at the speed of light and let me just say that if cooking home fries was an olympic sport i would have the gold medal. if you want to know more about me wait for my E! true hollywood story to air in 10 years. untill then i'll catch you on the flipside.
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