I think I'm funny, but I'm really not. I'm sexy, but only on WEDNESDAYS in the proper light. I have a cat. He's imaginary, so...He's pretty low maintainence. Did you want to say something?..No...Go ahead..D-yo...I'm sorry! My other personality is being bashful. Did you here that everyone? Thomas says hello! I love women! I love everything about women. As a matter of fact, if you ever want to get me a gift...Women's underwear! Used please! You could get me a woman as a gift, but that's illegal!..And expensive! REALLY expensive!! But if you're in a giving mood...Well then...No but seriously, pictures of naked women, images of naked women, stories that revolve around naked women, or images of naked women...Look! All that shit is acceptable! And ladies! Used underwear! Foreal! I'm not bullshittin! I am a writer. I am a chef. I've done more than a few things in my life. No drugs. Moderate drinker. Don't smoke. I love to be good to people. I believe in relationships. I think that having one person validate your worth as a person, your trials and/or triumphs of the day, at the end of the day, is more satisfying any sexual experience could ever be. I believe in thinking. Sometimes the best thoughts have no function or application. They exist only to remind us that we do. I believe that evolution is intelligent design, and that accepting the idea of intelligent design is evolution. I think that it is human nature to believe that our contributions are more significant than they really are. The closest to thing to being God-like that we as humans will ever experience is finding it within ourselves to be less and do more. I believe that there are no such things as answers; there are only solutions and an eternal continuum of questions. I believe that one, maybe two people will read all of this page...This is who I am. I believe anyone who reads all of this is happy to know that there is another thinking person in the world. Maybe, if you're one of them, I'll touch your mind with my words...Or do I think that my contribution to your day is more significant than it really is?
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