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Dear Catastrophe Waitress

You're so sheer you're so chic

About Me

"A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous." Coco Chanel Tiiu kuik, one of the few models with elegance and edge.

My Interests

MUSIC,FASHION,BOOKS

I'd like to meet:

I want those who get to know me To become admirers or my enemies....
Adam ant

the beautiful people
I have fabulous friends.

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Music:

(1st class) THE SMITHS the white stripesthe libertinesthe braverythe troggsGackt
Koziotis reddingbabyshambles Dirty pretty things
the eelsCamera obscure scissor sistersharrybeckalice cooperplaceboMYNXThe RamonesDangerous Muse(2nd class) We are scientiststhe long blondesthe rakesnirvanaRufus Wainwright Radiohead Karl wolf
Cat stevensthe sex pistolsshiny toy gunsthe pipettesthe faintTears for fearsIAMXArt brutplastic treeSIDkanjani 8 KAT-TUN
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Black eyed peas nick cave and the bad seedsIcon and the black rosesdestiny's childinme queenthe talking headsGoldfrapp the beatlesMiss kitten M.mansonprodigyt.a.t.uLadytronMaximo parkBee gees Morrisey InterpolThe animals brand newfuneral for a friendThe manic street preachesBlondienew order Josie And The Pussycats shannon david bowie blur REM the clashmotley cruethe future headselton johnfrou frou the beach boyscounting crowssupremesbelle and sebastianmissy elliotthe dresden dolls The Dandy warholsthe buzzcocksArctic Monkeys(3rd class )ThricePay TV the glitterativelvet revolver Billy Idolannie lennox Jill Sobule Courtney loveFrank sinatra freezepopthe turtles the McoysMohammed hamaky Amr diab Mariam faris Melhem zain CherMannequineSTACEY Q Tomcraftthe zutonsthe presets Smashing Pumpkinsmuse the coral Fiona AppleGwen Stefani bright eyesGeorge harrisonfaith no more AdemaWaldorf snow patrol WHAM!pulp Soundgarden audio slave the velvet undergroundthe rolling stones wheatusthe pointer sistersAl greenkenny lodgins Buddy holly siouxsie and the bansheesThe everly brothers Billie holiday Rick springfield A ha the duke spiritcypress hill the all american rejectsokgoYr mum Ya dad jonaflid peterglam

Movies:

PARTY MONSTER!!! josie and the pussycats uptown girls catch me if you can the phantom of the opera he rocky horror picture showpretty in pink mean girls 13 going on 30 my fair lady Bride of chucky legally blonde 1 and 2 connie and carla saved the sound of musicRoman holiday Some like it hot cluelessjust visitingour housethe partythe stepform wives oscarBedazzled (the old version) pride and prejudice 24 hour party people the colour purplelost in translationchocolatAuntie mame our houseblackballa hard days nightzoolanderhedwig and the angry inchthis is spinal tapsome kind of wonderful

Television:

Murder she wrote never mind the buzzcocks have i got news for you little britain my family the simpsons futurama!! f.r.i.e.n.d.s acording to bex my hero the food network/uktv food
father ted diagnosis murder corination street

Books:

Junk,disco bloodbath,bloodtide,The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night time,chineese cinderella,doing it, pretty things,lady, my life as a bitch,the picture of Dorian gray,memoirs of a geisha,songs that saved your life, Idlewild, Edenborn, How to be good, the Liar,the time travellers wife, the lightness of being, a clockwork orange,anything by alan bennet, the winter of frankie machine, about a boy, fever pitch, high fidelity, birdsong, the handmaid's tale...way too many to list

My Blog

UCE open day

After months of waiting, i FINALLY went to the uce Birmingham open day.I'd been anticipating this day for quiet some time now since i wanted to put it on as my first choice for university. I can safel...
Posted by Dear Catastrophe Waitress on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:54:00 PST

HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!

Excerpt from 'He's Just Not That Into You' By Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo Chapter One: he's just not that into you if he's not asking you out Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you o...
Posted by Dear Catastrophe Waitress on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:14:00 PST

and im feeling very sick and ill today...

... oh yes i am. i went home from school early today (which, by the way i have NEVER done in my entire life!!) wasnt feeling too great, still not feeling 100% but i'll probably go in tomorrow due to t...
Posted by Dear Catastrophe Waitress on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:29:00 PST

Fashion finds!! welcome to a new era....

hey! im bored of this blog seeming so empty and unused all the time so from now on every time i find an amazing piece of clothing/accerossories/shoes/anything else i shall post it under Fashion finds!...
Posted by Dear Catastrophe Waitress on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:33:00 PST

you know you're an Arab when...

YOU know ur an Arab when:........... A visa is not a credit card....You refer to your dad's friends as 3amoo...You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and pumpkin seeds...Your parents say you...
Posted by Dear Catastrophe Waitress on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:51:00 PST

if you dress anything like these people then i love you!

okay, can i just say how much i love this, look at what they're wearing dammit!      ...
Posted by Dear Catastrophe Waitress on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:32:00 PST

more annoying questions you can do when you're bored!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: I committed suicide: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I was hospitalized: I got into a fight and you weren't there: WHAT DO YOU THIN...
Posted by Dear Catastrophe Waitress on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 09:31:00 PST

need a new word?

This is like a "slang" dictionary for americans but i didnt even know half of it! its pretty cool! Slang...     Ace - If something is ace it is brilliant. I used to hear it ...
Posted by Dear Catastrophe Waitress on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 08:57:00 PST

School blues and its all too soon

why oh why is summer ending? just when it was starting to get good?    Heres a list of things im looking forward to and things im not looking forward to : o trying out new subjects on...
Posted by Dear Catastrophe Waitress on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:50:00 PST

Martha focker

heloooo! just been to see 'meet the fockers' such a great film! and oh so funny! go watch it!!! xxxxxxxxxx
Posted by Dear Catastrophe Waitress on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST