My name is Chris Malidore and I'm a 24 year old illustrator. I've done work with a wide variety of clients such as Wizards of The Coast, Fantasy Flight Games, Great White Games/Pinnacle Entertanment, and many many more.
I was spawned and raised in Auburn, Washington and haven't found any real reason to leave it yet. Here I have some wacky cool friends (that's what I tell them at least), a girlfriend that helps to keep me relatively sane, and an undying love for penguins - for no particularly rational reason.
Feel free to say hi, I love to chat with people.
In the mean time, go check out my webpage (the banner below) and check out my illustration work. It'll give you something to do at least instead of reading my on going blog of life crap.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris Malidore
Birthday: 08 24 1983
Birthplace: In a hospital.....
Current Location: In a chair.... at a desk... in a house... which resides in Auburn...
Eye Color: Brown/ Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: 31 Flavors
The Shoes You Wore Today: I did not wear shoes today. Take that.
Your Weakness: Women.... art supplies! The persuit of learning something new.... oh and cheesecake.
Your Fears: Lonliness. That's about it. Oh and giant spiders. Normal ones are cool but if I see hairs and can hear it walk we have problems.
Your Perfect Pizza: Edible. I'm easy to please.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to get a normal full time job. One that doesn't involve screwy sleep schedules and commission income.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: spiffy, lol, indeed
Thoughts First Waking Up: Dammit!
Your Best Physical Feature: I've always heard that I had nice eyes. Personally I wouldn't know since I'm usualy looking out of them and not into them..... I take their word on it.
Your Bedtime: Within two days of previous wake up.
Your Most Missed Memory: Attending boat races with my father.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Eeeeeehhhh they rate about the same for me - I just don't care enough.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton? Dunno, I don't drink much of that stuff.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla preferably.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I avoid both.
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Mostly when by myself. I try not to around others.
Do you Sing: Few people have lived through such instances.
Do you Shower Daily: If possible, yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I've taken some - it wasn't willingly. I do not enjoy the education system.
Do you want to get Married: Some day.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. It's others I have a hard time believing in.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Well I'm not attracted to myself, but some people seem to like me so something must be working right....
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak and I have some measure of health.
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I adore them. I like to go outside during them.
Do you play an Instrument: I play an electric bass guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I have
In the past month have you Smoked: I have not
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I took tylenol one night ago - that's it
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not really. Though I did go into public with my girlfriend if that counts.....
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: That'd be awesome.....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I've been lusting for sushi lately. I gotta get me some more of that.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been called a Tease: Probably
Ever been Beaten up: Only in the confines of a martial arts school for training
Ever Shoplifted: As a small child once I think so. Oh and my father and I did once on accident because we were talking and forgot about whatever it was we had...... that was amusing.
How do you want to Die: With several hundred penguins behind me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Can't say I have a preference, though vibrant eyes are always awesome
Favourite Hair Color: I seem to lean red-ish
Short or Long Hair: Longer hair is always nice. Though in the long run I'm just happy if the gal has hair at all.....
Height: Average?
Weight: Proportional to height? I'm not picky here, but she's gotta look relatively healthy or that's a no go.
Best Clothing Style: Publicly acceptable?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Nothing illegal, just your standard headache and pain relievers
Number of CDs I own: Too many. I'm a music whore.
Number of Piercings: None on purpose. Quite a few on accident....
Number of Tattoos: One and shopping for more....
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing. I'm not pleased with everything in my past - but I wouldn't be who I am without those moments.
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