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Christoph!

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


AIM=?
Submit - Conform - Obey. Marry and Reproduce, Never Question
... when i take pictures they go HERE
* relentless.
* sarcasm.
* fixed gears.
* music.
* yoga.
* wiping my butt with baby wipes.
* paper scissors rock.
* silly.
* indian food.
* hockey.
* putting my shopping cart back.
* movies.
* closed minded.
* politics.
* red wine.
* mean.
* deas dias muertos.
* dive bars.
* random.
* travel.
* helping.
* being there.
* cooking.
* opinionated.
* dish washing.
* fun.
* open minded.
* informed.
* new castle.
* the sky.(don't tell anyone)

4.5 RANDOM FACTS

1. I ALWAYS CUT THE PLASTIC SIX-PACK HOLDER THINGS.
2. I CAN TOTALLY RIDE A BIKE WITH NO HANDS! (YEAH, I KNOW YOUR IMPRESSED)
3. I WASH MY HANDS BEFORE I PEE, NOT AFTER (we'll talk about it)
4. CHIPS AND SALSA MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE FOOD.
4.5. I ENJOY TALKING ABOUT POOP! AND IT IS STARTING TO EFFECT MY.....
( I SAID IT WAS ONLY GONNA BE 4.5 )
Super powers include: awkward stare, the fist shake, and the penis whip

My Interests

eating of good food. pooping. design. beer. fixed gear bikes. snowboarding. technology. books. not taking myself seriously. politics. debate. music. art. palm. stars.

I'd like to meet:

someone sarcastic that isn't afraid to eat at a taco truck. a traveler, a book reader, a poet (? i dunno it felt right?), someone to thumb wrestle. anyone who can beat me in paper scissors rock. (like that will ever happen), anyone that doesn't take themselves to serious. most importantly has the ability to be whole heartedly honest.

if you love sushi with the sole purpose of being able to say "I Just Love Sushi". Go Kill Yourself. No Seriously, You Disgust Me.

Thom Yorke – Harrowdown Hill

Music:

::RADIOHEAD::
::CURSIVE::
::The Bronxxx::
::Yeah Yeah Yeahs::
::BJORK::
::ANI DIFRANCO::
::Joy Division::
::The Smiths::
::PRINCE::
::Sigur Rós::
::Tiger Army::
::INTERPOL::

Movies:

::FIGHT CLUB::
::The Game:
::RUSHMORE::
::High Fidelity::
::Vanilla Sky::
::Squid and The Whale::
::BOONDOCK SAINTS::
::Harold and Maude::
::OLD SCHOOL::
::12 Monkeys::
::Goonies::
::Sixteen Candles::
::DROP DEAD FRED::
::ZOOLANDER::
::Donnie Darko::
::Breakfast @ Tiffany's::
::AMELIE::
::OFFICE SPACE::
::Hitchcock Movies::
::8 1/2::
ANYTHING POLITICAL
::Out Foxed::
::The Corporation::

Television:


::Simpsons::
::Seinfeld::
::MxC::
::Family Guy::
::Discovery Channel::
::A&E::
::National Geographic::
::Reno 911::
::LOST::
::HEROES::
::Daily Show::
::Colbert Report::

Books:

Self Esteem for Idiots. Japanese Haiku, the Cliff's Notes. A.D.D., What it is and How to... ooh, Shiny Thing!

Heroes:

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. ~Oscar Wilde

My Blog

the weekly challenge.

the 7 day drinking binge i set for myself is now complete, and i know what your asking yourself. and the answer is yes, i can in-fact still see my genitals. started off the week strong by dropping 88 ...
Posted by Christoph! on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:20:00 PST

trick or teat (last years repost)

OK .. Women have to admit that Halloween is just an excuse to dress like a whore..... the idea is you put the word "sexy" in front of anything and you've got yourself a "FABULOUS" costume. here is the...
Posted by Christoph! on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:28:00 PST

Getting Physical.... for AIDS

hey everyone,so, Sunday the 21st of October, is the AIDS WALK L.A., yeah yeah yeah.. ok what do i need from you? well.. 1 of 2 thingsMoney or.. Your participation. « JOIN OUR TEAM!!!!! (that doesn't t...
Posted by Christoph! on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:23:00 PST

Weve Got BREAKING NEWS!

CNN sucks. It's not even news anymore; it's entertainment. You've got a better chance at finding out what's hot for fall fashion, than coming away with anything real. And this is a prime example of th...
Posted by Christoph! on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:03:00 PST

Hunt of the lioness....

OK, This old lady, saw craig and i paper, scissor, rocking,(its a technical term) and like the lioness she was, choosing the weakest of the water buffalo, slowly stalking her prey, surrounding it, an...
Posted by Christoph! on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:06:00 PST

the demise of the rational world....

i hate urban outfitters. and maybe it is just because its a overpriced hipster haven that is only good for making the lame, uncreative, and helpless attempt to look more "unique" than they ever could ...
Posted by Christoph! on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

... uuhh my penis itches

First of all I want to let everyone know, I wash my hands before I pee, not after. and there for My penis is immaculate at all times... The mens bathroom is a strange place as it is, and it's not the ...
Posted by Christoph! on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:27:00 PST

Trick or TEAT??

OK .. Women have to admit that Halloween is just an excuse to dress like a whore.....ladies.. you see... nurses don't wear fishnet stalkings, kittens don't wear push up bras and French maids.... don't...
Posted by Christoph! on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:20:00 PST

VOTE!

America must stop bragging that it is the greatest country on earth and start acting like it.I know this is uncomfortable for the FAITH over facts crowd, but the greatness of a country can Infact be m...
Posted by Christoph! on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:22:00 PST

Roger Waters....

OK, so i saw roger waters last night (pink floyd for you dumb faces) despite having to pay $40 dollars for parking.. which i was VERY UPSET ABOUT...I have to say ... that was the most amazing show i h...
Posted by Christoph! on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:48:00 PST