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CES♥MACHINE

I am here for Friends

About Me

I don't fuck around. I fuck straight, nickuh.

My Blog

BRAGGING RIGHTS

Man, oh man..I freakin’ miss my beautiful Aeris Star -- So yeah --She has her own Apple laptop and googles words she doesn’t know so she can learn it. Oh and not to mention that s...
Posted by CES♥MACHINE on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:52:00 PST

I LIKE TALKING SHIT TOO BUT ONLY WHEN IM DRUNK

Your apologies won’t work here.They don’t mean shit to me.I’ve already made up my mind on what kind of person you are.Don’t think it’s because I’m some insecure bit...
Posted by CES♥MACHINE on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:34:00 PST

50G - AT LEAST

*sigh*The only reason why I want to go to Disneyland is to get married there.Fat fucking chance that'll ever happen -- I'm going to need at least 50 grand to make this thing go down. Someone write t...
Posted by CES♥MACHINE on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:52:00 PST

LE STRANGE

Oh man.. I have weird friends. I know this one guy that tells chicks that they're super hot -- but then turn around and say that he really thinks they're ugly and only says it to make them f...
Posted by CES♥MACHINE on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:15:00 PST

DONT BE FLAT IN THE FRONT LIKE KEN

I will never end up with a guy that has no mind of his own. I don't want him to run every little thing by me and ask me if I'm cool with it. I don't want him to have to pretend to be someone other tha...
Posted by CES♥MACHINE on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:20:00 PST

VENT

Ok seriously.. I understand if you want to drink the damn drink -- but don't bitch about how whatshisface didn't want you to have the damn drink after I offered to buy you some and then tell me, "Oh n...
Posted by CES♥MACHINE on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:31:00 PST

MONSTER LESS

Guam is now an Aerisless island.Las Vegas will be blessed.See you next year, Monster Girl.We miss you already....
Posted by CES♥MACHINE on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:58:00 PST

UPDATE: 9.25

Work + No customers + internet = MYSPACE TIME!!Hells yeah -- it's dead. What the hell have you guys been up to?I started working again 2 weeks after I gave birth (via c-sec) to Mr. Valentine. Everyone...
Posted by CES♥MACHINE on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:21:00 PST

BBBBLAST FROM THE PIZZAST

Talk about 'old skool'..I just checked my old LJ and it's still up.There are pics of when Aeris was STILL in the belly!Good shit.Good memories.Lots of pics.SOOO not dail-up friendly.LJ makes me want t...
Posted by CES♥MACHINE on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 09:20:00 PST

PSYCHO BITCHES NEVER PROSPER -- THEY JUST GET LAUGHED AT

OK -- this is fucking ridiculous. Nothing screams "INSECURE" louder than a psycho gf.Stop making up fake Myspace accounts to see if I would add you as a friend by asking me shit like, "Hey, I'm gonna ...
Posted by CES♥MACHINE on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:28:00 PST