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About Me

31 but forever 12. "Mature" people are so boring. =P Now, here's the part where you read about how great a person I am, though I'm REALLY not in the mood to jerk myself off right now, so let's make this quick. I'm a fucktard.

My Interests

Verbal Sparring, Laughing till I can't breathe, Dancing in the shower, Living in my own little world, Lucid dreaming, Strong female heroines, The unexpected, Suprising people, Breaking stereotypes

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that is willing to work for food, Strong Bad, THE TEEN GIRL SQUAD!! Somebody with a 5 inch taint or bigger
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Music:

Coldplay, Pearl Jam, Thunderpuss, Hendrix, Zepplin, Doors, Cher, Dashboard Confessional, The All American Rejects, Pantera, Black Sabbath, Simple Plan, Ryan Adams, Rush, Pink Floyd, Down, Sophie Ellis Baxtor, Anouk, FROU FROU, DJ Tiesto, Yellowcard, Jet, Train, From Autumn to Ashes, Unearthed, DAVID BYRNE, The Killers

Movies:

Willow, Kill Bill, Splendor, LOTRs, Chicago, X-Men, Spiderman, Amile, Matrix, Rules of Attraction, Fight Club, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob, Dogma, Phonebooth, Talented Mr. Ripley, Scream, Enemy At the Gates, Hedwig, Greese 2 (=P), Big Fish, Bring it On, Go, Cruel Intentions, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Braveheart, Shrek, Tomb Raider, Top FUCKING Gun, The Patriot, The Ring, American Pie, Boogie Nights, Adventures in Babysitting, Detroit Rock City, Charlies Angels, Pirates of the Caribbean, Moulin Rouge, Almost Famous, Old School, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Resevoir Dogs, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 50 First Dates, The Station Agent, Hellboy, Kill Bill 2, Spiderman 2, SHUAN OF THE DEAD, Poolhall Junkies, LOVE ME IF YOU DARE, Elephant, Closer, Alfie, C.R.A.Z.Y

Television:

Buffy, Angel, Sex and the City, Will & Grace,The Discovery Channel, MR. SHOW!! Upright Citizen Brigade, SNL, America's Next Top Prostitute

Books:

New X-Men, Uncanny, Authority, Fables, Legion, Inhumans, Runaways, Anything by Gail Simone, Batman, The books of Dragon Lance, Shannara Books,

Heroes:

Phoenix, Superman, Emma Frost, Captain Jack Sparrow, Kevin Smith, Yhuri, Lauren, Buffy, Spike, The Ambiguously Gay Duo, Sailor Moon, Optimus Prime, Duke, Batman,

My Blog

[Official] Wonder Girls - So Hot MV

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Posted by Wesley on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 06:50:00 PST

Inside the Actors Studio

Stole these questions from the copy paste What is your favorite word? Fuck What is your least favorite word? What turns you on? Verbal Sparring What turns you off? Lack of common sense What ...
Posted by Wesley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Answers

FASHION: 1. Do you wear a watch?: Once in a blue while 2. How many coats and jackets do you own?: 2 3. Most expensive item of clothing? -shrugs- YOUR FRIENDS: 1. Do your friends 'know' yo...
Posted by Wesley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blah

My insides are trapped in a blender of an emotional smoothie.
Posted by Wesley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A band?

So, yesterday was like the third time somebody asked us if we were a band...we're going to start telling people we are a band, but we don't play instruments or sing.
Posted by Wesley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Origin Of Love

When the earth was still flat, And the clouds made of fire, And mountains stretched up to the sky, Sometimes higher, Folks roamed the earth Like big rolling kegs. They had two sets of arms. The...
Posted by Wesley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ass Pennies

Take the change out of your pocket and look at it. Do you have any pennies in your hand? I've been shoving $30 worth of pennies up my ass for the past 11 years...those are my ass pennies. You've touch...
Posted by Wesley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PS2

I haven't played Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2 in so long, so I decided to pick it up again and I can't believe how fucking fun it is. All 49 cars are unlocked and all the tracks are too. It's some fu...
Posted by Wesley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate love

I think this came directly from my head Rose: Have you ever been in love? Desire: You might say that. Rose: Horrible, isn't it? Desire: In what way? Rose: It makes you so vulnerable. It o...
Posted by Wesley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lunch Time Boredom Questions

1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection? My soundtrack CD of the movie Camp. Heh... 2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? Whatever's not moving 3. What i...
Posted by Wesley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST