I love my:
My Wife Stephelz
My Lovely big brother Tonty
My allergic to bees brother Sharn
My precious Alice
My Love Christine
My Emo Slut Denise
My Fat Buddy Lliana
My Stripper buddy Emma
My Pregnant firend Aleana
My Samoan buddy Jashri
My Vampire lover John/Lienhart
My possum army friend Anna
My *deep Breath*The guy who makes it look like hes loking at you when really hes looking past you to get a glimpse at Christine*breath out* Friend Emlyn
My Flamboent Gay Friend Bryan
My burger bitch Kirsten
My Hunny Puff the guys whos middle name is charm
My fuck Buddy Daniel
My Pommy Jaiden
My Second favourite pirate Jacob
My boob buddy Kat
My that dude there Aaron
My cheating husband Bassi
My manwhore Justin
My wouldn't belive he's gay friend Tony
My pimp Joe
My Sweetie pie Rita
My oldie Ursula
My Weno Tenielle
My wierdo Dianne
My devil Daniel
My stalker Unknown
My new guy the new guy
And green marshmallows
(Psssssst If you wanna be on the list just ask..... I'll probabl y say no but you can try anyway)
You know there's a .....
94% chance I dont want to meet you
38% chance Your an old man with a lazy eye
57% chance You're horny and looking up girls from Australia
81% chance I Just dont like you
87% chance you Don't like me already
and a 3% chance that your all of the above
...... Is'nt that nice! ^-^
I would like to add that none of the Above apply if you a:
Moogle
Pirate
Uber master
Samuri
An Uber Pirate
or A Jeremy
Ones that sound nice
Porn
Porn
Porn
Por....I mean.... No wait I meant porn