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Seemingly Distracted Platypus

Remember Kids: Never take candy from strangers, even if it's Jesus

About Me


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This was a triumph
I’m making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS!
It’s hard to overstate
my satisfaction
Aperature science
We do what we must
because we can
for the good of all of us
except the ones who are dead
But theres no sense crying
Over every mistake
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are
Still alive
THE CAKE IS A LIE....DEERSHANK!!!
OOOK, HI! Its Faith, Faithy Faithums...that lady. hahahahaha. Seriously though,I am pretty amazing, its no lie! I obviously live in Texas, I hate my state, but I have to live here till I get my degrees. I wanna be a coroner! YAY......dead people. I'm pretty creepy as well, but those who know me kind of accept it. I love to be hyper and I'm a hypochondriac, thanks life. I used to want to model for Suicide Girls but that didnt go over all to well when i learned about SG vs LP, and obviously I support LP over any of them. APNEA AND PHILIP FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAYS...my myspace is bright...what the fuck. Maybe its because I am teh happy and joyful...who knows, the background blinks...scary....OH LOOK A COUNTER!
PEGASUS, PEGASUS

My Interests



You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?

You Are a Yule Log
While you do have holiday spirit, you have a secret, heathen past. What Holiday Food Are You?

You Should Be a Doctor
You are practical, sharp, and very intuitive.
Optimistic and energetic, you are a problem solver who doesn't get discouraged easily.
You are also quite compassionate and caring. You make people feel hopeful.
You're highly adaptable and capable. You do well with almost any curve ball life throws at you.

You do best when you:

- Are always learning new subjects
- Use your knowledge to solve problems

You would also be a good therapist or detective. What Should You Be When You Grow Up?

Reading, Writing, talking to Eric, hanging out with friends, watching the dysfunctional ways of family from afar, trying to work hard, not getting hurt all the time, zombies, dead bodies, staring at women, being strange, getting excited, making things at work, dancing like a dumbass, making people laugh

I'd like to meet:



Tons of people with magical powers, like...T.S Eliot, and Vlad, and Jim Morrison, and Myself, Jesus, Buddah, Hitler, magic mushroom, James. Theres alot, i'm pretty bad ass, its allright i might wanna meet you one day

The Long Walk by ~ Cast-Down-Doll on deviant ART

Lullaby by ~ Cast-Down-Doll on deviant ART

Postwar Zombie by ~ Cast-Down-Doll on deviant ART

Post War Zombie 2 by ~ Cast-Down-Doll on deviant ART

Music:



I made this music player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Create your own Friend Quiz here

Inkubus Sukubus, Johnny Hollow, Chiasm, Rasputina, Switchblade Symphony, Marilyn Manson (The old stuff) Loreena McKennit, Ayumi Hamasaki, Dir En Grey, Mindless Self Indulgence, Led Zeppelin, SOAD, Rob Zombie, BoA, Koda Kumi, Namie Amuro

Movies:

TO FUCKING MANY

Television:

Invader Zim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Billy and Mandy, Bleach

Books:

Claiming of Sleeping beauty series. Marquis De Sade stories like Justine, or 120 of Sodom, 30 Days of Night, A Dirty Job, More 30 Days of night..blah blah

Heroes:

Good show

My Blog

We do what we must because we can....CAKE MIX?!

One 18.5 ounce chocolate cake mixOne can prepared Coconut pecan frosting3/4 cup vegetable oilFour Large eggsOne cup semi sweet chocolate chips3/4 cup margarineone and two third cups granulated sugartw...
Posted by Seemingly Distracted Platypus on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:32:00 PST

This Magical train of cupcake love just shat rainbow skittles

I come up with the best blog titles EVER!!!!!!!! So I got my hair dyed, this is fun times land. I have been sick for 6 days, currently my voice is deep and I sound like MAN FAITH RAWR GUN RAPE YOUZ EY...
Posted by Seemingly Distracted Platypus on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 10:47:00 PST

THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS?!!!!

I really dont know what the fuck is going on with my luck, but the irony of it all is quite laughable at best. Welcome to the Theatre of the Absurd, tonights feature, Faith and her horribly ironic tur...
Posted by Seemingly Distracted Platypus on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:51:00 PST

When Your dead....I’ll still be alive

SEEEXXXXXX AND CAKE!I really dont know why thats even a title for me...PORNOGRAPHY AND LIESThis was a triumph, making a note here huge successits hard to overstate my satisfactionAperture scienceWe do...
Posted by Seemingly Distracted Platypus on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:58:00 PST

Fading Away?

I've been a little blah lately, most havent noticed it, which is killtasticlly awesome, and ya know what, I dont even write blogs, buuut I really dont want all of DA to know my goings on all the time....
Posted by Seemingly Distracted Platypus on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:57:00 PST

FUCKING HELL

001. Time and date right now:  9/14/07 1:18 PM ..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />  002. When do you think you'll finish this?  Never fuck you     003. How far do you think you'll get?...
Posted by Seemingly Distracted Platypus on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:15:00 PST

I hate you people

No I really do I hate all of you...   Hah, I'm kidding. No, no i'm not. In all actuality everyone might have noticed that my profile is no longer HOLY CRAP WTF IS THAT now its WTF HAPPEND TO FAIT...
Posted by Seemingly Distracted Platypus on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:31:00 PST

Ozzfest 2207, Combichrist and.....Autographed John 5 cd?!

Eh, First I got my fiance an autographed cd of The Devil Knows My Name by John 5. The CD is orgasmicly delicious. Next, Me and my friend Alan are going to see COmbichrist DJ at the Chruch, August 20th...
Posted by Seemingly Distracted Platypus on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:00:00 PST

Safe to Say, my art aint been Jacked...TAKE THAT MYSPACE LAYOUT RIPPERS

So I was meandering through myspace layouts on Skem9...and noticed alot of art taken from fellow Deviant Art members...and credited from Photobucket, Charming! I waded through the typical Gothic layou...
Posted by Seemingly Distracted Platypus on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:43:00 PST

You

Thought I was done crying for youI Thought I moved on.I put your pictures on my wall for memory.Then covered them with something else.You are still under there.I dont want to look at you.I dont want t...
Posted by Seemingly Distracted Platypus on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:26:00 PST