BUZZZZZZ |
Scientists are developing major alcohol dependencies as they attempt to solve the mystery of the missing bees. Billions of bees have simply vanished throughout the US, Europe and Brazil... their ...
Posted by Leslie on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 06:58:00 PST |
HOLY SMOKES! |
While smoking, it's rather hard to measure the depth of your addiction. You always have a pack of smokes on you and because every store located on planet Earth sells your brand of cigarettes - y...
Posted by Leslie on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:34:00 PST |
THE PROBLEM, THE SOLUTION |
THE PROBLEM
A few months ago, I bought a kitten. All of my animals have been spayed or neutered. But I'm kind of broke right now, so I figured, how bad could it get?
My cat has recently decide...
Posted by Leslie on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST |
TOP TEN |
TOP TENS REASONS WHY GAY MARRIAGE IS WRONG
1) Homosexuality is not natural.
(Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning)
2) Gay marriage...
Posted by Leslie on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:19:00 PST |
THE BALLAD OF PISSING ME OFF |
One of television's most beloved theme songs is from Gilligan's Island, but there's something about it that has been troubling me for years.
The end of the song goes...
The ship's aground on the s...
Posted by Leslie on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:45:00 PST |
DEAR BLADDER, |
Dear Bladder,Since birth, you and I just cannot seem to get our shit together as a team. There has got to be some sort of relationship between you and I. I know you see things your way, and I see thin...
Posted by Leslie on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:11:00 PST |
THAT'S ALL IT TAKES |
I'm not sure if a recent commercial I saw was true to life, but for some reason it raised a lot of questions for me. Two women are sitting at a table. They look like professional women out on their lu...
Posted by Leslie on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST |
ALL THINGS CREATED EQUAL |
I was hanging out in Starbucks yesterday, and I saw a woman take out a small tupperware container of fruit and yogurt that she had brought from home. She proceeded to tear open a few packets of Equal ...
Posted by Leslie on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:43:00 PST |
SEEING RED |
I woke up yesterday morning, went to work, caught my reflection in the bathroom mirror, only to find I had bloodshot eyes. The same thing happened the night before after I got out of the shower. I don...
Posted by Leslie on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:22:00 PST |
COFFEE MEMORIES |
Today I was sitting in Starbucks on my lunch hour, and started reminiscing about my first trip there...
OK. The line's moving. I just want a large coffee with cream and sugar. I don't see that on the ...
Posted by Leslie on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:11:00 PST |
