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Proximity Berserker

About Me

Naked at the drop of a hat!
I am a technology whore, I am a beer snob, I am a poon junky, and always randy, I am the guy in the rated R movie that everyone is not too sure about, I am the asshole tonight, the food sucks here anyways!

Hands down, I fucking rock. . .

The world is an Oyster, I regret nothing and chalk everything up to life's little experiences. I hate being still and not doing things. . . Lack of sunshine pisses me off, and so does the Confederate flag. . .

I am the fourth horseman of the Apocolypse


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The polar opposite.

My Blog

Quote stuck in my head. . .

"All the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies. . ."-Cat's Cradle by Vonnegut
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:30:00 GMT

The Rules of Attraction

Watched this movie probably 3 times in the last month or so and hunted far and wide for this soliloquy and finally found it!"Got you. You're mine now. For the rest of the day, week, month, year, life....
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:58:00 GMT

Um. . . right!

Cursive - The RecluseI wake alone in a woman's room I hardly know. I wake alone and pretend that I am finally home. The room is littered with her books and notebooks I imagine what they say, like, ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Crunk Damping!!

Alright kids, we are doing the end of summer wreckless camping behavior again for Labor Day. If you are interested give me a call or send me a text, probably be the mohican area again and probably a f...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:43:00 GMT

Need New Laundrymat

So since February JC and I have been doing Laundry at the Highland Laundrymat here in Highland SQ. and have had our share of headaches.  For example a few weeks back a small load of clothes took ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:51:00 GMT

Taste of Akron!!

The Taste of Akron will kickoff the 27th annual Akron Arts Expo on Thursday, July 20, 2006 from 6 - 9 pm.  The event will highlight local restaurants in our community and surround...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:07:00 GMT

Farmer's Market - Downtown Akron

For the folks who were wondering about the downtown farmers market start date, we have a while yet to wait... Time: Thursdays 3-6:30 p.m. Dates: July 13th September 28th Location: Downtown Akron, E...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:02:00 GMT

Camping - 06.09.06

Leaving today. . . Come then or come on Saturday. Mohican River. . . Fun, Sun, Booze, and Food. Send me a message or shoot a call at me if you are interested in hooking up and/or coming on down. -Jam...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:27:00 GMT

I already knew

Imaginative, erotic, passionateYou prefer to have one partner and to try everything with them. You have an enormous sexual appetite, and you often create sexy scenarios to play out with your significa...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:28:00 GMT

Drama = Fuck You!

I just got done reading a blog about drama. . . no fucking shit, drama. I know that there is no drama with the people I know or between the people I know, because drama is dumb. Remember when you wal...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jul 2005 07:00:00 GMT