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The Raff

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About Me

I am a punk roker from calgary, AB. thats in canada. I love canada, its like the best. i think its better than anywhere else. anyways, me and mi friends are crazy, one of my friends is girl crazy, always looking at hot girls and crap. he should go 2 america when itz bikini season. or in france, the chicks there dont wear tops!! thats like weird. but my friend would enjoy it alot. on the topic of topless people, i went 2 the red mile once. it was sooooo funni!! but it used 2 be about the flames, but now its a whole bunch of people with their cameras taking pictures of the girls when the flash them. when i was there, this guy took a picture of this girl when she took a pee behind a dumpster and then the girl beat him up. its always funni cing a guy getting the crap beat out of him by a girl. haha, i laugh at pain. i laughed when my friend ben got stabbed with a pen by his sister, but he was laughing 2. ooo! i remember when i went 2 gregs then he yelled HOOKERS as lud as he could then the neigbors came and asked him 2 stop. then he started yelling hooters. that was funni cuz then they came back again. on the topic of hooters, Luke is sooo funni. hes the one thats obsessed with girls. his alias name is Mr. Hooters. one time (i wasnt there) he tied a bedsheet around his neck and he called himself Mr. Hooters. on the topic of alias names, i remember when the answering machine went on and the guy was like "hello this is mr. cordiaz" that was sooo funni. now my alias name is edward cordiaz. hahaha. yeah that was long. im bored. im gonna go get some oreos. i wonder why we dunk oreos into milk? why dont we dunk them into like, orange juice or like coffee. im gunna try it with orange juice right now. yeah it doesnt taste very good. i cant have coffee because it "stumps your growth" yeah right who belives that load of crap? yeah thats a load of crap. my friend is a half load of crap, im a truckload of crap, and my brother is a party pack. yeah. my friends send me weird messages. he sent me a message saying that load of crap thing. okay im stopping this before my wrists come on fire, like in that advil commercial. thats a funni commercial. o well, im gunna go play need for speed underground 2. c yahey its me again. u no wut i dont get? why people hit each other for fun. im a peace keeper guy so i dont do that stuff. u no whut i like 2 do tho? go on 2flash games and play curveball. im not very good tho... ive gotten 2 level seven once. u no wut else i like? i like snowbording. i went off of a 15 footer in Norquay. the first time i tried it, i didnt get much air, and i fell, but the second time, i got lots of air, and did a hugely tweaked method. i also almost did a 360 off a 3 footer. it was funni, you cant really do anything off a 3. maybe a small tweaked grab. yeah. byeThis profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor V2.5Take the quiz: "What instrument are you?"

Guitar
You are a Guitar. You have a bit of ego and you like to show off. Look at me I'm doing a solo for way too long. Shut the fuck up thats only exceptable in instrumental music.
You're Bam! The Jackass Of All!
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Punk
You're a classic punker. Hard headed and strongly motivated in government relations. You probably like a lot of underground bands that other people at your school don't really know about. You consider people who shop at Hot Topic to be posers and you're overly proud of who you are.
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your name is...
your eyes shine with an inner light
your hair is simply radiant
your smile is wonderous
your body is voluptuous
your hugs make others feel safe
your kiss is sentuous
your love is forever
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Punk
Punk ass kid. You love loud music and beer. You go to shows and have lots of friends who are just like you. Take the quiz: "What kind of drink are u? (pics)"

Vodka
Man u are the person who likes to party lets hang out sometime man!! Man u are kool!!

My Interests

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i think i would meet a good guitarist, maybe like, one that has like a million platinum records. that would be cool.