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About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Snoopy - Great Reporter

The Trouble With RoyWrites Horror stories on
Under The Eyes Of God :

Make an on-line slide show at onetruemedia.com

And writes about Life, Only Funnier on Thinking The Lions

And compiles the Definitive List of The Best Of Everything :

The Best Of Everything: Our opinions are righter than yours!

And also is always right about sports, as shown on Nonsportsmanlike Conduct.

I've had short stories published on The Truth Magazine and have one coming at The Adirondack Review and my story "You Know What Happens After Dark" appeared in Tabloid Purposes III.

When I'm not blogging, I'm working on other short fiction including more horror stories, and a novel is in the works.

Plus, I design t-shirts and other stuff, so go buy some stuff:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

William Shatner.

My Blog

For Richer: A sitcom pilot

I wrote this some time ago, and have mentioned it from time to time.  It's not doing any good sitting around on my shelf, and the guy who was maybe going to produce it has dropped off the face of...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:23:00 GMT

My Media Empire

I've slowed down in adding to my blogs, but it appears that my loyal fans are not deterred.  While I've become a slower writer, the numbers keep growing.  added two new sites to help dispers...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:50:00 GMT

About Me, About You

I've recently opened up a site on Gather, which you can visit at by clicking here.  It's got more pictures than I put on here, and I post parts of the other blogs there.  In the short time t...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:46:00 GMT

A new game

src="http://x.myspace.com/images/blog/smileys/anxious.gif">Leave your name in your comments...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 16:32:00 GMT

$4.31 down, $999,995.69 to go

Here are the three t-shirts I've sold so far:CommabybrianefpGet this custom t-shirt at ZazzleI love these babiesbybrianefpGet this custom t-shirt at ZazzleThe Scientology ShirtbybrianefpGet this custo...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:32:00 GMT

I'm PUBLISHED

Hey, everyone, Tabloid Purposes 3 is out and you can buy it at that link.  It features my story "You Know What Happens After Dark," one of my very best and only found in this book. Thanks to...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:04:00 GMT

Feel Like A Movie

There've been some changes around the house, as most of my readers already know.  The Twins are here and have been occupying most of my time.  I've got no complaints about that.  When y...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:22:00 GMT

I just felt like I should add something

This blog is supposed to be about updates to my writing/fame/move to Hawaii attempts, and not much has been going on there.I got a few more rejections. One, the one I opened yesterday, said that the s...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:57:00 GMT

Just Over One Year

When I first went to see the movie "White Noise," a movie we went to for my birthday, I became disgusted with horror movies. That movie sucked. I hated it. And on the way home from that, reflecting on...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:00:00 GMT

I'm No Marketing Wizard

I read in Newsweek this week that these rich people -- rich because they can do things like this -- have almost singlehandedly created the market for pomegranate juice. (Read the story here.) I remem...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:57:00 GMT