Sky Captain! Sky Captain! Save ME!!! Oh my, I will save a ton on stamps now that Myspace is finally on the internet. I do pride myself on my diversity of friends here. I have two rodents in my top 8. There are two cats, one dog and I am friends with Spock. Del Taco is also in my top 8. Have you been to the Pirates of the Caribbean and seen that fat lady running real fast in circles on the balcony? Well she is on here and writes me every freakn day! Oh how I love the power when I go into “edit friends!†I say…, "Who’s gonna get fired today? Could it be you???? Could it be Satan?" He actually deleted me when I added Jesus. I seem to be riding the turtles on this information super highway, trying to soar with eagles but stuck here with turkeys. The bulletins here are so informative. I know it is not a good one unless I get deleted be three or more people! I have learned that when you rearrange the letters in DORMITORY you get DIRTY ROOM, PRESBYTERIAN you get BEST IN PRAYER, ASTRONOMER you get MOON STARER and DESPERATION you get A ROPE ENDS IT. Where else would you get that type of data? Let’s see, more about me? Well, I am not completely insane, some parts are missing. Maybe it was the orange juice, maybe it was the vodka… But I don’t remember. I think the gene pool needs a filter. I eat crow then cry wolf. I always speak the truth and then leave quickly. I am on a mission to eliminate the heebee geebees. I feel most people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. Just genetic nonsense! It’s not a party until someone pops a boob. I am the food that will feed your ego. I gasp dramatically every time a door opens. I think Bigfoot is actually blurry.... that’s the problem. I'm shaking my money maker! I am willing to sand the tattoo off my wooden leg for the right woman! I think life goes in waves. I think you cannot appreciate the sun unless it has rained. I think you cannot appreciate the rain unless the sun has scorched the land dry. I think you cannot appreciate life unless you fear death. I think you cannot fear death unless you are alive. I think you cannot appreciate curves unless you live in a straight, square and symmetrical world. I used to be indecisive now I'm not sure. Actually, I think this is a good week to get sick.I didnt make myself but here I am, submitted for your approval through silicon and circuits. We all have different layers, here are some of mine:Layer 1: I dont need to hurt myself to see if I still feel. I can feel. I feel as the morning light cuts through the night dissolving my dreams. I feel as the sunshine tries to light up my smile. I feel when the nighttime is too dark and cold for me.Layer 2: Guaranteed to make you laugh or your first email is free see return policy.Layer 3: Doing the right things, being patient, compassionate and sensitive.Layer 4: Having integrity and a self-improving spiritual life.Layer 5: Having a passion for romance.Layer 6: Here I am?Layer 7: Going out, sushi, the beach, mountains, clubs, movies, etc.Layer 8: Im happy, still feeding on Wednesday's smile, bursting with politeness.Layer 9: Do you wonder if your soul mate died at birth? I am forever wondering.Layer 10: I am wondering right now as I write this why in the frozen depths of space there is a black hole stealing light rays, stopping time and anchoring our galaxy, holding us in place, keeping us alive while remaining unseen. Like an emotional scar, we only know it is there because it effects our surroundings.Layer 11: I am wondering if we were made by God or from the universe and the universes selfish need to awe at itself.Layer 12: Wondering if you will write me. Wondering who you are. Wondering if you will change my life.Layer 13: Wondering if you are still reading this.Layer 14: I am the fire that will burn away your minds restraints.Layer 15: 99% of the population is attracted to 1% of the population. I am in the 99%.Layer 16: I watch my thoughts because they become my words. So I choose my words, for they become my actions. I understand my actions, for they become my habits. I study my habits, for they will become my character. I develop my character, for it becomes my destiny.Layers 17 through 100: You don't wanna know! My friends say, "come back, come back to us!" Oh well. I love you.I was recently inspired by an androgynous, beautiful and mysterious alien that I met in Houston. Her human name is Cherilyn. She told me that she is bored with humans because they believe that she has no soul. She does, I know, I saw it and I love it. I guess it just proves that I also am not human. She wanted to know more about me so I went on to explain to her that I currently live under a jet sliced sky, I am bound by organized laws of probability, molecular polymers, plastics and society. I am ready for a change. I am really an ancient pond filled with lessons of tranquility, undisturbed by ripples of sadness on a fragile summer day. Diligently reflecting the world unconditionally into eyes unknown. I am a medium to give life, to give hope, to give knowledge. I am a soul imprisoned by flesh, involuntarily cognizant. Also, I was inspired by my new pumpkin friend that I met here and her non-entertaining human behavior. You see, she was planting under the begging sedated moon. Thinking that maybe Ritalin, Prozac or something else might be fun too. She found some pills and committed them to dirt and water. Then she sneaked away, like a wolf from the slaughter. Effervescing from the agonizing depths of desire the little pills awoke like a magnificent fire. Desperately scratching into the thin frozen air they put their hands in the air like they don’t care. She was scandalized by the demonstration, screaming and horrified Should I run? Should I hide? I can’t decide! Looking like embarrassed little skulls wearing bonnets they were decorating the delicate soil by jumping on it. Strange huh? Oh well.Anyway, remember this my new friend, as my prosaic heart slowly turns into wood, I feel the loss in value.
So I bind the night with amethyst light and infrared sight while searching for you.
True blue metal oxide and its transient polarization cannot belie my delusions.
And the uniformed queens in my savant dreams mending my seams are just dripping in sweet abstract fusion.
Encapsulated in the cavity below but emancipated by my caustic soul please lead me away from here, I’m cold.
When will this bending truth break? When will this option take? When will you make me whole?
My broken soul is diligently embracing the night while unceremoniously nourishing my sight feeding me my Triassic needs.
The blades are pushing down on the air above now, misanthropically spinning acerbic love as my nihilism feeds.
Where are you? I am waiting! Waiting………….............. No I don't do drugs, why do you ask?
Your Brain's Pattern
Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.
You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.
You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker.
You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white.
What Pattern Is Your Brain?
You Are Noon
You are upbeat, ambitious, and never at loss for energy.
You have a lot that drives you in life. The desire to be the best, and a secret hope of fame and power.
And while you definitely have a Type A personality, you are still fun to be around.
You have a ton of charisma and a genuine interest in others. You are adored by many.
What Time Of Day Are You?What Tooth Are You?
You're a Bicuspid!
You are somewhere between an incisor and a molar What Animal Turd Are You?
You're a turd from a dog
Very smelly
Fluffy
Wet and Steamy
You scored as
One Intelectual Individual. You're a thinker. You see things from a very different prospective than the rest of the world, and probably find release and self-expression in music, painting, scalpting, or any other form of art. People see you as a deep person, full of knowledge that they don't understand. People are attracted to that, but there's a good chance you don't care.
One Intelectual Individual
75%
Original Hippie
50%
Earth-Child
50%
Not a Hippie
50%
New Age Hippie
38%
Pothead
0%
What type of hippie are you?
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You Were Born Under:
Fierce and courageous - you are the king of every situation.
You pounce and attack, until others give you want you want.
Daring and magnetic, you inspire others to follow your lead.
And while you're wild at heart, you have some hidden soft spots.
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YELLOW
You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding.
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You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.
Dragon
100%
WereWolf
100%
Demon
100%
Mermaid
100%
Faerie
75%
Angel
33%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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You Are Ernie
Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times.
You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained
You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun.
How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you!
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
