new tattoos? Obama wins Nobel? |
I gave BlackeyeLeah a tattoo last night of a severed leg. I have never given a tattoo, nor thought I would ever give someone a tattoo. we even got red ink and made it bleed a little. Tall Guy was g...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:51:00 GMT |
Vonnegut |
Ok now let's have some fun. Let's talk about sex. Let's talk about women. Freud said he didn't know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to. What do ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:26:00 GMT |
I am 15% psychic gratuity |
I am a cactus dancing off into the sunsetI am choosing my own adventureI am tipping the proverbial cowI am 15% psychic gratuityI am talking backwards.
Posted by on Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:09:00 GMT |
blues...extraordinary blues |
every single day of my life when I inhale cigarette smokeinstead of air.The sting in my eyeevery daythe weez in my lung.every dayfuck you friends every daythe random who blows smoke my wayevery dayit'...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Sep 2009 22:43:00 GMT |
"this is going to be so cool dude!" |
The head line will read, "this is going to be so cool dude!" in the facebook headline when all of the hipsters unite under one banner of irony and inadvertently vote Rush Limbaugh as President in the ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:45:00 GMT |
Who wants to make some penicillin? |
From time to time, I google how to make fire, penicillin, grow and store food. I am really interested in penicillin though. I would like to try. I basically don't have any real life skills. I thin...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:32:00 GMT |
Nothing's going to change my clothes ever anymore. |
I'm not going to change my clothes. I've been to the other side. The grass wasn't greener. It's only to the point where the dirt and oil have no where else to go but into my eyes and begin to blind...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:49:00 GMT |
Ryan Sheckler's Dad called skateshop pissed off! |
ryan shecklers dad called Rise. Nuff said!
Posted by on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:04:00 GMT |
I just wish more pop stars would die |
I was listening to the radio about how all of these celebrities had died recently and how sad it was. It got me thinking how cool it would be if all of the celebrities just died! That would save so ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:30:00 GMT |
for a night, I was a squarebilly |
Late night in Lebanon, I hung on the courthouse ledge with a friend and some townies. It was an awful feeling. There's nothing to do here but join the army.
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 21:56:00 GMT |
