Stan

Name: stan ley
Birthdate: fuk u
Birthplace: fuc u
Current Location: in your mom's bed
Eye Color: red
Hair Color: black
Height: dunno
Weight: so fat that when i walk the whales sing "we are family"
Piercings: everywhere
Tatoos: everywhere(especially there)
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: never
Overused Phraze: im not retarted!!!!!!!!!!
FAVORITES
Food: shit
Candy: shit rollups
Number: 666
Color: negro
Animal: niggers
Drink: nigga blood
Alcohol Drink: flaming nigga blood
Bagel: crusty
Letter: red
Body Part on Opposite sex: jaw
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: cocaine
McDonalds or BurgerKing: chinia wok fried cat
Strawberry or Watermelon: pussy juice
Hot tea or Ice tea: pimp juice
Chocolate or Vanilla niggers who act white
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: cafeeeeeene
Kiss or Hug: sex
Dog or Cat: liger
Rap or Punk: blow job
Summer or Winter: midnight
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: porn
Love or Money: sex
YOUR...
Bedtime: im in bed by 8.... and home by 11 oooooooo
Most Missed Memory: my childhood rape
Best phyiscal feature: large cock with pimples
First Thought Waking Up: who did i fuck last night
Goal for this year: get rid of all my stds
Best Friends: none
Weakness: tickling
Fears: sucked in
Heritage: black mexican jew
Longest relationship: one night
Ever Drank: no
Ever Smoked: no
Pot: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: in my wheelchair pouch
Ever Skinny Dipped: i cant swim
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: not often
Been Dumped Lately: evey day
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: albino
Favorite Hair Color: red
Short or Long: shaved
Height: 2 foot 9inch
Style: doggy
Looks or Personality: nude
Hot or Cute ugly
Drugs and Alcohol: both
Muscular or Really Skinny: belemic
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: all of them
What country do you want to Visit: iraq
How do you want to Die: holding my cock
Been to the Mall Lately: o yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Get along with your Parents: they scare me
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: hell yeah
Believe in Yourself: no
Want to go to College: i failed 2nd grade
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: it burns my skin
Been in Love: no
Do you Sing: i was born with no vocal cords
Want to get Married: no
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: yes---law and order
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: oops
Hate anyone: you
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