Just call me poptart. Thanks. profile picture

Just call me poptart. Thanks.

My Blog

Try as he might, the octopus cant catch the seahorse

It's been weird. Not the good weird. The weird that makes you step back and say, "Whoa! What the fuck?"  I should totally be used to that feeling by now, but it still never ceases to catch me. I...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:07:00 GMT

letters linking in sequence to form fucking words

As I fall asleep, or at least try to, I let my mind wander to a channel then lock on and explore as deep as I can until I pass out. It was in doing this the other night that I had an idea. Words. I ha...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:58:00 GMT

you are the cause, you are the solution

I've had quite awhile to think. Believe it or not I do a lot of it. Even when I stop there are little things that stir up a memory and get me thinking again. It's pretty much a constant thing. I also ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:52:00 GMT

Im a sleuth, youre just an ugly gutless alcoholic

Ah yes, 'tis the season. If only I could become a lemming and form no ideas or opinions of my own and become a conforming religious zealot so I could be kind and pretend to care about others one month...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:14:00 GMT

The taste of victory is like perfectly aged whiskey...

I FUCKING WIN! AGAIN! Scores: Robyn- too numerous to countWhores- 0, zero, zip, zilch, nada You lose, I win I win I win I win Yes, I'm gloating...but then again, I always do.
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 00:35:00 GMT

Merry elfin christmas

Merry Elfmas... Dont laugh too hard http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1495499590
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 00:11:00 GMT

Ode to whores

Oh whores how I loathe thee, let me count thy ways... 1. You're a whore2. You're souless3. You have no morals4. You live one big lie5. You give women a bad name6. You are gutless7. You are a path...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Picture pages picture pages time to get your pictures pages

So if you dont remember Bill Cosby's show you're either too young, or you suck. Anyway, I uploaded a bunch of pics to my online album. You can view them here : http://themathi.myphotoalbum.com/albums....
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:25:00 GMT

How apropos ...

'Tis bleak midwinter at the monastery where I pass my final days and the nights draw in close. I write these words by the light of a few spluttering candles and find myself struggling both to see that...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:01:00 GMT

who the fuck fries chicken, and 4966 dead; this and more news at 11

Ya, Fuck. It. This. That. Them. It all. That is all at the moment. This has been a PSA. News at 11 to follow.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:18:00 GMT