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I am interesting but shy, Get me drunk and im the funniest fucking person you know. Also I am real not a fucking bot except when I watch tv cause I will not respond to anything you say.AIM ArgothianDK. Also my band should have a song recorded within the next 2 months so be excited. guys layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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Name: Jon Kuzava A.K.A The Farmer(pool name)
Birthday: 5/10/84
Birthplace: Farmington Hills
Current Location: Trenton,Michigan
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Polish and a bunch of other shit
The Shoes You Wore Today: Banana Slippers
Your Weakness: Ben and Jerrys Rumple Dumple Fudge (its poop)
Your Fears: My life having a Stephen King ending (Giant spider)
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni,Bacon,Sausage,and Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a girlfiend or two girlfriends.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: All I ever type is wanna hang out.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damnit Im Still Alive
Your Best Physical Feature: You Know
Your Bedtime: What the Hell is That
Your Most Missed Memory: Setting My Friends on Fire
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi until it goes flat,Coke is better flat
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: I would be happy with either one.(9 months ouch)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: Fuck No
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, In Poop
Have you Been in Love: You Bastard
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: If she pays or cuts off her feet
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly, is that good enough
Do you think you are Attractive: Only when its dark......Really dark.........
Are you a Health Freak: I eat healthy, Hot and Readys are healthy right....
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, When Im in Handcuffs
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar and Drums
In the past month have you Smoked: Smoked What,I Mean Hell Yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Rub it in Asshole
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Once
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Thats Fucking Weird, Who Does That.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but Salmon Tampura is My Favorite
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Most girls take dumps on me thats why I shower everyday
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Fuck No its cold Bitch
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah, Your Lighter
Ever been Drunk: everyday for the past 3 weeks
Ever been called a Tease: Fuck no
Ever been Beaten up: Fuck Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah
How do you want to Die: I wanna be towed behind a boat along the coast of Austrailia and attacked by a jumping Great White.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wanna be a Junkie
What country would you most like to Visit: China

My Interests

Taking a piss on the guys feet in the stall next to me, going out to royal oak for some kick ass sushi,Not dancing, playing pool, Drinking some coffee, Fishing, Getting Drunk and falling down 3 flights of stairs and making it outside without hurting myself only to take 2 steps on flat ground and fall on my face, getting my body pinned under a parked car. playing ping pong, Video games is a must, trying to get little kids to pick up chicks, going to the apple orchard and having food fights cause nothing says your my friend like hot cider in the eyes,making fun of girls with really long toes(feet hands) and/or a finger like clit(i guess thats a penis), playing that game where a person looks at you and you look away then when they turn back you look at them,

I'd like to meet:

People who wanna get drunk and let me throw pieces of bologna at there asses.Japanese Trained Goldfish

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Music:

All that Remains, Unearth,Dead to fall, Killswitch Engage, The Haunted, The Mars Volta, Tool, Thrice, Chimaira, Slayer, Old Metallica(Before Black ALbum),Ozzy, Pantera, Atreyu, Mike Robillard(His shit sucks), Lamb of God, Trivium(New CD Sucks), Cake, Gorillaz, Fear Factory, As I Lay Dying, This Band Called Onyx Love Magnet, Nate Montgomery, The Deftones, Cephalic Carnage, A Perfect Circle, System of A Down, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Yes, The Eagles, Steve Miller, Bob Seger, Journey, Boston, Ted Nugent, Blue Oyster Cult, Iron Maiden, and The Beatles.

Movies:

Grumpy Old Men, Twelve Monkeys, Uncle Buck, Plains, Trains and Automobiles, Cool Hand Luke, The Big Lebowski, The Outsiders, The Davinci Code(even though the book is better), Christmas Vacation(any time of the year), Kevin Smith Films(Even Jersey Girl),The Devils Rejects, All Kung Fu Movies(the older the better),Kung Pow, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, Caddyshack, Slapshot, This is Spinal Tap, Hearts in Atlantis, Loaded Weapon, Pitch Black, Texas Chainsaw Masacre, Cube, Primer, Donnie Darko, Domino, The Transporter, School of Rock, Saving Silverman, You,Me and Dupree, Garden State, and Last But Not The Least !!!!!!!! The Whole Nine Yards and the Whole Ten yards. I could go on and on because i have spent more time watching movies than living but i will spare you.

Television:

Family guy, MXC(funny asians), UFC, History Channel, Doin it like they do on the discovery channel, Simpsons, and Lifetime when im on the man rag.

Books:

Angels and demons, The DaVinci Code, and Picking up Girls for Dummies(Does'nt Work for Shit)

Heroes:

Bill Murry, Walter Mattheau, Jack Lemmon, Paul Newman, A guy that can get rid of his crabs in one try, The fat people on celeb fit, My half sister that was born in a test tube, and any person with one arm cause they cant jerkoff and hit pause on the cum shot at the same time even though he could do it seconds apart it still matters.

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All I do is party

Every single night I am doing something that involves drinking so if you wanna a drinking buddy im down!!!!!
Posted by Dicks Cowabunga on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:25:00 PST