"THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS... is over 232 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our mother was an M-16 & our father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving warrior of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, feasting on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever in may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battlefield, giving my life for mom, the Corps and the American apple pie. We stole the eagle from the air force, the anchor from the navy, and the rope from the army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we ove-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the Hell out of both of them. Marine by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice