New updates of me and moiself |
I joined deviantART.com today or yesterday. I don't remember the day, but my name is joined there.That means you can buy my art on a magnet. Isn't that funny? I am laughing. oh, here is the address:de...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 22:43:00 GMT |
Mariss(a)er |
Nearly earning her breed's original profession as a rodent killer, Marissa(er) caught a baby rabbit and was chewing away until called in.This puts me in a dilemma, because the air is getting colder an...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 17:39:00 GMT |
Proud Poetry Proliferates |
Proud Peter pontificates proudly.Proud penises parade, poking people's pores proudly.Proud Perry poked pretty petty pussies proudly.Proud penis Pontiffs point pickles proudly!
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:51:00 GMT |
I'm feeling quite prolific. |
Al is so damn fat, But his mouth spat out money. What a skinny troll. Italian mouth. A baby can fit in there. Pretentious mouth. Vegetable creep. I hate vegetarians. I am one of them. What is this ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 22:22:00 GMT |
Haiku Reality |
A haiku to follow my picture. Boulder Bilbo said, "Follow me to my garden."In red he crept red.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 20:03:00 GMT |
My lost sister |
How weird would that be to find out you had a sister you never knew about. I wish that would happen to me. Anothing sibling would be just odd. I love the awkwardness of the whole situation.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 19:08:00 GMT |
Spaying Patrick Swayze |
I love her this way. She is still drowsy and halfdead from the operation. I watch her just stare at the wall for minutes at a time. She is great this way. I would love to have her uterus removed on a ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 19:19:00 GMT |
A little seal point |
Just last Friday, I bought a Siamese cat. She is five months old, and has no name. I've come up with a few choices: Johnathon Tropic of Cancer Milk and Honey Alf Samanther I'm leaning towards a Patric...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 16:40:00 GMT |
Haiku time |
My time is real short. Must grab all the Doritos. Fuck all the wankers. Mega M&Ms. My newest and greatest love. Fuck Mauricio. Hark! The moons align. My thumb watch reads, "Haiku time." Japanese...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:01:00 GMT |
Daily Transit Observation . 1 |
With the talented skills of a finely toned hunter, Bald Blue Jeans dove deftly, secretly through the tunnels of his nostril cavity.
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:52:00 GMT |
