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Abbi Jo?!

About Me

The most upsetting thing about this world, is that no one cares.
Memento Mori
We are ascending.
You cannot follow us.
We are wondrous.
You will bow to us.
We are pixels on a screen and we feel nothing.
We are hypnotized by your eyes.
We are faceless.
You can't attack us.
and then wes hacked abbi's stuff
WOOOOH!!!
:D
:D
:D
iloveabbi.
sincerely.
wes.
:D
:D

(Aaaand, Wes is stupid.)
O___o
Hello, hello.
I'm Abbi and I don't understand internet lingo.
I blow toothpaste bubbles when I brush my teeth and am growing ever more vain .
I EAT LIKE A FAT PERSON.
I live off peanut butterand Taco Bell.
I make double decker PB&Js.
THEY KICK ASS.
(Give me a Bean Burrito, and I'm yours.)
I go back and forth between vegetarian and carnivore.
Dum inter homines sumus, colamus humanitatem - As long as we are among humans, let us be humane.
[Seneca]
My cat annoys me and I often want to kick him.
But I don't.
Hard.
I like sleep way too much...
Secretly, I'm a hopeless romantic .
So much for secrets...
I have no problem with anything, and I'm super laid-back no matter what people say.
Some people think I'm a hardcore bitch and I don't know why.
I rarely get mad but if I do I don't show it.

If I don't like you, you'll know it.
I pretty much like everything until it hurts me.
I will get over your flaws.
I don't act like a girl.
At times I am raunchy and inappropriate but that's just me.
I have whore-ish tendencies but that doesn't mean I act on them.
BUT!
I am a camera-whore.
=]
I pretend to be Asian.
Humour me.
I want to be a boy.
I like when people make faces.
I am becoming more athletic and it scares me.
I read too much.
I think television is a waste of time as are video games.
But video games are necessary for living.
I am a huge gamer.
I adore RPGs.
(That's ROLE PLAYING GAME for you Republicans.)
Mainly Final Fantasy [addicted].
Every version and every new world created just for me.
C:
I'm addicted to anime conventions.
And I've only been to five.
O___o
I make myself laugh and it's sad because no one else thinks I'm funny .
I have a weird sense of humour.
I LOOK AT PEOPLE IN CARS .
I want to join the PeaceCorps.
I just want to help people.
That's all.
Yay.
I am childish and juvenile and I firmly believe that everyone is more attractive when they smile .
I miss being a little kid, back when boys had germs.
(They still do!)
I'm never gonna get old.
I love life.
The end.
I do not exist.
I don't like to shave, so I just wear a bear suit.
No one really notices the difference...
I guess I have one of these now...
Don't Facebook me?
This is what you get when you search Google images for 'poop'.
I DON'T DATE.
It's a waste of my time.
But if I like you enough....
I fall easy.
And it's hard for me to let go.
I don't really look like my pictures anymore...
I dunno if that's a bad or good thing.
My excuse is that I don't have a camera.
But really, I'm just super-lazy.
This has grown far too long.
O_o
-keeps adding-
everything is NOT ROSEY
everything is FUCKED
Contrary To Popular Belief :
Boredom
Hatred
Depression
Anarchism
Do Not Exist.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Don't Let The Darkness Eat You Up

No one in particular really...
Except for Thom Yorke .
But he might be rather moody in person don't you think?

Usually, I'll talk to anyone who isn't a complete and total douche bag.
I don't like egotistical sluts or conceited whores.
People like that disgust me.

If you add me, DROP A LINE!!!!

I tend to only add people I know.
Otherwise, I'll delete you hella fast.

My AIM is sundaycomedown .
I like AIM too much.

Auto-response from sundaycomedown: Pooping. Isn't that attractive?
mynameisbillylol: your auto response is weird
sundaycomedown: i really do have to poop though
mynameisbillylol: thanks for telling me Abbi
sundaycomedown: youre welcome
sundaycomedown: so ill be back in a bit, depending on what must be pooped
mynameisbillylol: What is wrong with you?!
mynameisbillylol: can't you tell i don't want to know about that?!

O_o

[whipped cream]
What Abbi does at work.

I WANT NEW PEOPLE!!
I am SO utterly sick of the people I know.
Ugh.

MORE AWESOME THAN Z.
:
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H E L L O says:
abbi
H E L L O says:
dont convince yourself to such a crime
H E L L O says:
its a felony to be more awesome than z-tastic!

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My Blog

Move Along

I have slowly realized that I have drifted away from everyone I once knew. I shy away from conversations, ignore texts and IMs, and make no effort whatsoever to make contact.I burn bridges and leave ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:22:00 GMT

Mean Musings.

I think it's funny how really really unattractive people think they're hot.It bothers me.I just want to shake them and say:STOP DRESSING LIKE A HO!!NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR FAT LEGS HANGING OUT OF THA...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 00:15:00 GMT

S P A C E !

I Am Spacey.I Don't Live In The Real World Anymore.Hello Fantasy.Hello Fairy World.Have You Missed me?
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 02:35:00 GMT

Fix You

I am starting to realize that I cannot fix all of the injustices in the world.And it sucks.
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:42:00 GMT

Will It Blend?

Why is this world so concerned about money?JUST LET ME LIVE!
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:14:00 GMT

Insanity?

Eva po r at i o n,  co n d e ns a t i on ,   p re c i p it a ti on.  E v a p or a t i o n,  co n den sa t i on,  p rec ip it a t ion .       E v ap o ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:20:00 GMT

The Colour Green

The one time when I almost desperately need you, you're not there.Do you ever think about anyone but yourself?Do you ever think about me?I listen.I listen to you.I listen to your problems and your wor...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:19:00 GMT

My Cat is a Baller

Humanity keeps giving me reason to lose faith in it.   I, am one of those.
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:35:00 GMT

The Tale of the Holey-Sock.

I am so done with People.Liars and Cheaters.People start out so Nice and Kind.Funny and Charming.But that's just the Surface.Beneath the Mask they're Ugly and Mean.Ignorant and Manipulative.Cruel.The...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:16:00 GMT

Ten Things Wrong With The Porno Industry

Just because they do it in porno, doesn’t make it attractive.1. Cumming anywhere ON someone. Gross. Cleaning that shit up, sucks.2. Making over-exaggerated noises. No one sounds like their havin...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:12:00 GMT