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Brian

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Summertime 08. Hot. I have come to realize sitting in my undies looking at the internet all day is a good way to use my college degree. I hate Illinois Nazi's. I love alcohol but am trying to kick the habit. When I get lonely I hum the Golden Girls theme song. If I could make any movie sequel I think I would choose Dream Team 2. Madonna is getting pretty old. And scary. I have 2 and a half nipples. When life hands you lemons, put them in the freezer and then throw them at someone. Trust me, it hurts more that way. I am starting to feel really old now when I go to shows to see the bands in town. Maybe that's because I have only seen The Jonas Bros. and the Wiggles this year. I love comments. I am pretty sure I was separated at birth from Kim Fields my twin. I firmly believe Weezer might be the guy your mom warned you about.

My Interests

I am excited by many things but not limited to: music, sports, history, archeology, beer, music, ghosts, travel, comedy and music.
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I'd like to meet:

Having met all the others, i'd like to meet these folks:David Hyde Pierce, John Wilkes Booth, Haley Joel Osment, Pepe La Pew and Paunch and Jon.


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Music:

You got a minute? In no particular order: Ryan Adams. Rhett Miller and or the Old 97's. Counting Crows. Ben Folds. John Mayer. Neil Young. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Coldplay. Weezer. Whiskeytown. Rilo Kiley and their side projects. Bright Eyes. Dashboard Confessional. David Gray. Ray LaMontagne The Beatles and their solo work. Bruce Springsteen. Rocco DeLuca. Joni Mitchell. Tori Amos. Foo Fighters. Rolling Stones. U2. Pete Yorn. Sean Beste. Eisley. Rainer Maria. Traffic. The Doors. The Cranberries. The Strangers. The Strokes. Pearl Jam. Happy Dog. Cornerstone Dub. Nickel Creek. The Who. Fiona Apple. The Postal Service. and many many more<

Movies:

Rushmore, The Fugitive, Forrest Gump, The Blues Brothers, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Walk the Line, Poltergeist, Help, Woodstock the Movie, The Last Waltz, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Any James Bond film, Best In Show and any gross out stupid comedy.

Television:

I am a fan of The First 48, Ghost Hunters, Antiques Roadshow, The Simpsons, Mama's Family, Law and Order(s), The Cheetah Girls.

Books:

Anything by mega authors Stephen King and Michael Crichton. Non Fiction books about Native American and ancient civilizations. Peanuts. Books about musicians. Dr. Seuss and Sweet Pickles. Ghost Books. Menus? Serial Killer books. Danielle Steele.

Heroes:

Ryan Adams for having a "F U" approach to the music industry. My mom and grandma for raising a good little boy. Any and all of my friends who are true to themselves. Miss Kari Ann for putting up with me all these years.

My Blog

Underrated Rockers!

Under RatedSome musicians get overlooked.  It's written in the cards.  How many great voices out there belong to fat chicks than don't get deals?  Probably 5 or so.  Look at Nell C...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 03:04:00 PST

Can't help myself

There are certain things I can't help doing.Looking at the TP after a wipe.Rocking in a rocking chair or just rocking in general.Pretending I am being chased by hords of adoring female fans while jogg...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:50:00 PST

Gay robots!!!

If I were a gay robot my name would be Rusty Nuts. If I were a gay dog I would be named Mr. Buttpumper.If I were a gay disease I would be carpal tunnel of the wrist.Overall I would be cool if I were g...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

More Myspace Insights

Here it is, the one you've all been waiting for, My Bloog. Blog. Whatever.On to the good stuff.  What is up with the myspace requests?  Why is it only people in swimsuits or dirrrrty (Jam) b...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:58:00 PST

i podism

Well, I am addicted.  To what you ask.  Well for starters, pedicures, pixi stix, marmalades, Saved by the Bell the college years and my ipod.  Now I know I don't toatlly know all the tr...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 04:59:00 PST

New Ideas

Ladies---- get some new ideas! No more profile pictures of you: In cars In Bars With Guns On the shitter cropped from prom of your mean lookin' dog Acting disinterested Showing skin you don't even wan...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 10 May 2006 03:58:00 PST