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"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?Can mute people burp?What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk!You'll take any shot that's offered up to you...Even if it tastes like sock sweat!And you're never afraid of eating the worm.
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