jana - ProfilesArchive

About Me

retired FEMME FATALE..... finally a college graduate!.... full- time single mother.... ex vet technician... marketing ops specialist... cynical... bipolar... sick sense of humor... i try to be sophisticated... love ettiquette and manners... KNOWLEDGE IS POWER... like to help those who WANT to be helped...

My Interests

environmental conservation... high fashion- prada... krav maga... dahn yoga... PAINTBALL... books... museums... exquisite food... fine dining... digital photography... top- shelf alcohol.... infomercials.... japanese anime... animals... traveling... art- roberto matta, edvard munch, paul cezanne... mountain biking... being intellectually stimulated... flowers... sleep...

I'd like to meet:

human beings that possess compassion, empathy, and intellect.... benefactor who expects nothing in return... i know there's no such thing out there, but i thought i'd just throw it out and see what i get... celebrity- wise i suppose i would like to meet grover because he's awesome and makes me laugh... thandie newton, because she's so goddamn fucking beautiful... boy george, because all he wanted was just to be loved unconditionally... howard stern... so i could get his opinion on my boobs... and tucker max... but then i'd have to fuck him...

Music:

sage francis... lyrics born... r and b.... hiphop.... hawaiian... alternative... oldies.... mod/ 80's... blues... jazz... matisyahu... whatever just sounds good... stuff i can dance to...

Movies:

HEROES FOR A DAY... idiocracy... north shore... jon favreau movies... office space... tarantino movies... robert rodriguez movies... kevin smith movies... the incredibles... m. night shyamalan movies... comedies... horror... foreign... psychothrillers... action...

Television:

ghost hunters... destination truth... a haunting... scrubs... MXC... entourage... charmed... ER... reno 911... S and the City... the sopranos... food network... animal planet... dog the bounty hunter... project runway... top chef...

Books:

jean rhys... charles baudelaire... franz kafka... hunter s. thompson... william burrows... ethnic literature... my personal journals... chicken soup for the pet lover's soul... fast food nation... anything intellectually stimulating and emotionally moving...

Heroes:

myself for still being alive in this corrupted world, raising a child... the love of my life who helps make life bearable... my animals...

My Blog

mmmm... memories...

food from our wedding... crabmeat herb salad on endive leafsmoked salmon canapé with herb mousselineg medallion of lobster with watercress mousse, lemon creme fraichethai spring rolls with dipping sau...
Posted by jana on Fri, 09 May 2008 01:23:00 PST

spring is here...

and my allergies are driving me insane... i hope that i won’t rub my nose off until the pollen subsides... gosh i miss hawaii.... missed hawaii even more when i almost got ran over by some lady ...
Posted by jana on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 08:58:00 PST

boo urns...

i’m cold... i’m bored... i’m back home... i’m hungry... i really want a spam musubi right now... i miss warmth... hawaii was great... the rest of the trip had its irritating...
Posted by jana on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:26:00 PST

Fucking Fabulous

back again in tropical paradise, and i feel right at home... i was so happy right when the plane wheels touched the ground... i didn’t even care that i had to truck in the heat, wearing my jacke...
Posted by jana on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:55:00 PST

bay meadows...

32 years and there's still so much for me to explore in the bay area.... and sadly i've probably already missed a lot with things shutting down and being lost to the development of businesses and home...
Posted by jana on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:15:00 PST

whoops...

you know how i was supposed to be working? well, in the midst of me surfing myspace, i downloaded a few viruses onto my work laptop... stupid myspace... but maybe that's what i get for laughing at pe...
Posted by jana on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:06:00 PST

pretending...

shhhhhhhh.... i'm pretending that i'm busy working... but i'm not... obviously.... i was on many phone calls today... and all that was said went right over the top of my head... i take notes that i n...
Posted by jana on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:24:00 PST

getting closer!

46 days to go! woot woot! less than 46 days to feel some damn warmth again and be in paradise! and that's what i'm more excited about... heehee... i've done no exercising what so ever... good ...
Posted by jana on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:13:00 PST

2007 in brief review... 2008 will be better...

2007 was kind of a hard year, but a learning experience... i learned about a lot of people and mostly about myself... probably the biggest thing that i did for 2007 was finally take care of myself... ...
Posted by jana on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:15:00 PST

i’ve froze and am stuck in hell til spring... maybe even summer...

it's too cold... i can't hang... i'm non-functional because it's too cold.... you'd think my fat would insulate me.... no... it's just there to remind me that i can't fit into my beautiful clothes... ...
Posted by jana on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:57:00 PST