Pamela Anderson. Jessica Simpson. Angelina Jolie. Brad Pitt, to kick his ass (just a little). Paris Hilton (I've never really wanted to go to Paris, since they speak French, but One Night In Paris wouldn't be to bad, would it?). Kristanna Loken (she can terminated me any time). Carmen Electra (before she got famous, but still wanted to be). Ashley Simpson (if she promises not to sing).And if you're a pretty girl, with something in your head besides air, I'll probably manage to throw conversation with you into my otherwise busy schedule too!