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Matt

kentuckymonk

About Me

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www.layoutpimper.comTHE MONK AND MONKEYA monkey and monkwalked hand in hand downa gravel path towarda swift flowing creek.Crunch, crunch.The monk's cincture hung like atail below the hem of hisrough frock. The monkey's rearendglinted in the sunlight muchlike his companion's bald head.Crunch, crunch.Each walked with the gay jaunt ofslight bowleggedness. Neithersmelled all that fresh.Crunch, crunch.One said to the other,"I am much closer to God than you."The other said,"Yes, you are."Crunch, crunch.But because their backswere turned to me,I could not tellwhich one said what.Crunch.

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My Interests

I write. I read. I used to cook a lot, but not much lately....will get back to it in the fall and winter. I think I'll focus on making really good soups. I like good stout beer accompanied by good conversation.

I'd like to meet:


What Celeb female are you most like?

Jennifer Lopez
Your a Spicy latino lover who jus can't seem to marry tha right husband! YOu love too dance and sing...But most of all your beautiful
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Television:

The Office, Boston Legal, 24, Deadwood, Family Guy and shows about lost civilizations and archeology and inventors and sea monsters and buried treasure and giants/fairies and the processes involved in making breakfast cereal.

Books:

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Flannery O'Connor, Shirley Jackson, Raymond Carver, Roald Dahl, Etger Keret, Aimee Bender, Brad Watson, Vladimir Nabakov, Angela Carter, William Gay, and so many, many more. I'm currently reading or have recently read: "100 Years of Solitude" by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, "Willful Creatures" by Aimee Bender, "Warlock" by Oakley Hall, "Sex Lives of Cannibals" by J. Maarten Troost, "Elephant Rocks: Poems" by Kay Ryan, "Stranger Things Happen" by Kelly Link, "The Empire of Ice Cream" by Jeffrey Ford, "How to Cook a Wolf" by M.F.K. Fischer, and "We Always Treat Women Too Well" by Raymond Queneau

My Blog

Poem: Spring Thaw

    SPRING THAW   While fly fishing for rainbow-bellied trout on the slick steep bank of a roiling, rumbly, tumbly, bumbly river,     a woman encased in ice crashed into ...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:21:00 PST

Poem: Grooving with Goats

  GROOVING WITH GOATS   Filled with the Spirit and wanting to dispense it like gumballs, the priest went to the rave to dance with potential sheep, but in his black garb in the ...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:20:00 PST

Poem: Godliness

  GODLINESS   She used to rub my belly in circles like a backyard Buddha and open longnecks before she brought them to me   just because   Once someone deems you a god how can you...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:59:00 PST

Poem: Down

  DOWN   Hand in hand in fingers wrapped walking through the comforter of a big-around oak wood, we were stopped sharp by a sharp cliff. I showed her the patchwork sky between the leaves.&nb...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:51:00 PST

Poem: I Don't Want to Kiss You

  I DON'T WANT TO KISS YOU   we both drank like dehydrated camels and you were wearing one of those halfie t-shirts that shows your bellybutton which always turns me on and you flopped on ...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:12:00 PST

Poem: What I Have Prayed For: Four Paths Towards the Futherance of Bliss

WHAT I HAVE PRAYED FOR:  FOUR PATHS TOWARDS THE FURTHERANCE OF BLISS Part 2. Blindness   Just once to have the foresight to avoid love's selective cannibalism by drilling a hole into the ba...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:08:00 PST

Poem: What I Have Prayed For: Four Paths Towards the Furtherance of Bliss

  WHAT I HAVE PRAYED FOR:  FOUR PATHS TOWARDS THE FURTHERANCE OF BLISS Part 1 - Head Injury   Just once to have the strength to get on all fours, hands and knees, and lay my heated chee...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:36:00 PST

Poem: A Woman of Lace

    A WOMAN OF LACE   This one time I truly met her closely           (hot breath close) and then could see the silvered filaments of h...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:50:00 PST

Poem: Saint Jenny

  SAINT JENNY   The first miracle she performed was at the breakfast table -- she darkened her toast. The following day she lightened it, deciding definitively that she preferred it that w...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:22:00 PST

Poem: With a Dead Baby in the Backseat

WITH A DEAD BABY IN THE BACKSEAT   You drive carefully with a baby in the backseat. Strap in the sucker like an astronaut and inch your way through the world, ever mindful, ever fearful (you kno...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:39:00 PST