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Sandy Claws

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About Me


Greetings and Salutations!!! Thanks for visiting my page!
My name is Sandy. I love animals, especially cats (and especially my own), my family, my boyfriend, my job, music, movies, sharing love, having fun, laughing, experiencing life... I work at a funeral home, and I am a hospice care volunteer. I live death and dying every day. I am one of the most open-minded people you could ever meet - I always try to view every situation from every possible point of view. I have a whole shitload of love in my heart, and unfortunately it gets me into trouble sometimes. I like animals better than people...and dead people better than live people... but I also adore my friends and couldn't live without them! I am a pacifist. I'm a functional alcoholic. I cuss a lot, and I'm not very "ladylike." I'm a blasphemer. I'm BIG, LOUD, and OPINIONATED. I believe that capital punishment is redundant. I am not religious, but I do consider myself to be spiritual. And, I automatically love and respect everyone I meet until they prove that I should feel otherwise.
MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL!!! XXOO

My Interests

THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY:
Helping others, expressing love, cuddling with my kitties, food, embalming, finding the meaning of life, hugging, blood, sick humor, skulls, learning, teaching, living, socializing, photography, concerts, standing up for what I believe, standing up for those who can't stand up for themselves, vegging out, snow, facing my fears, collage-making, being touched, sleeping, body modification, anatomy, nudity, cooking, eating, cold weather, campfires, blasphemy, beauty, board games, morbidity, glitter, drag queens/kings, evil clowns, freaks, psychology, pathology, forensics, theatre, dancing alone in the dark, intoxication, art, incense, nighttime, the ocean, vampires, flowers, Halloween, swimming, people-watching, Romanian gymnasts, Garbage Pail Kids, rodents, psilocybin, disassociative anesthetics, fuzzy things, poetry, music, movies, ninjas, music boxes, chapstick, clean sheets...

THINGS THAT MAKE ME SAD:
Hate, ignorance, war, obese children, suicide, murder, cruelty to animals, child abuse, elder abuse, pathological liars, people who kill in the name of religion, caged birds, zoos, prejudice, the "eye for an eye" theory, our pathetic excuse for a President... I could go on and on with this list too, but now I'm just depressing myself! I like the positive to greatly outweigh the negative.

I adopted a cute lil' kitty fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I adopted a cute lil' clown fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!


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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to meet me...Come on over and party!... But if I had to name some names... and only to name a few...... John Waters, Divine, John Lennon, Kevin Spacey, Marilyn Manson, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Steve Buscemi, Erzebet Bathory, Bob Flanagan, the Dalai Lama, Michael J. Anderson, Scarlett Johansson, Saul Williams, Kathy Bates, Andre the Giant, Christopher Walken, Paul Reubens, Madonna, Anton LaVey, Amanda Palmer, Mike Patton, Rosie O'Donnell, Danny Elfman, Wesley Willis, and Yo Mama...

SANDY'S FEATURED VIDEO OF THE MONTH:

SANDY'S FEATURED RED MEAT COMIC STRIP OF THE MONTH:

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar genius, with equal passion for the most degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.
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Your World View
You are a fairly broadminded romantic and reasonably content.
You value kindness and try to live by your ideals.
You have strong need for security, which may be either emotional or material.
You respect truth and are flexible.
You like people, and they can readily make friends with you.
You are not very adventurous, but this does not bother you. What is YOUR world view?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence
You shine in your ability to relate to and understand others.
Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel.
You have an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations.
A natural born leader, you are great at teaching and mediating conflict.
You would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person. What Kind of Intelligence Do YOU Have?

You Are 50% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How evil are YOU?

You are a happy drunk

When you are drunk, nothing gets you down. You are friendly with everyone, and probably get free drinks all the time because you are so nice to everyone.
What kind of drunk are YOU?

Who would slaughter YOU in a horror movie?

Dysfunctional Care Bear
Bondange bear
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You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism


100%

Satanism


75%

Paganism


75%

Buddhism


58%

atheism


46%

Islam


38%

Judaism


33%

Christianity


33%

Hinduism


25%
Which religion is the right one for you?



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JABBERWOCKY
Lewis Carroll

..Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

..Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Music:



I absolutely LOVE music - almost all kinds... I couldn't live without it. My all-time favorite band is THE BEATLES. No question. Some other artists that I really like are The Dresden Dolls, System of a Down, Marilyn Manson, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Kimya Dawson, Macabre, Nine Inch Nails, DJ Micro, Toy Dolls, Bjork, Cradle of Filth, Ramones, Ween, Portishead, Aphex Twin, Talking Heads, The Doors, Madonna, Mr. Bungle, They Might Be Giants, Deftones, Rob Zombie, Beastie Boys, Ministry, Bethlehem, The Cure, Billie Holliday, Lords of Acid, John Digweed, The Prodigy, Descendents, Weezer, David Bowie, Crisis, Tom Waits, Hank Williams Sr., Depeche Mode, Patsy Cline, AK1200, Enigma, Switchblade Symphony, Bikini Kill, Revolting Cocks, Brooks & Dunn, John B, ATB, Leonard Cohen, Eminem, Johnny Cash, KMFDM, Tool, Wesley Willis, The Specials, Pink Floyd, Praga Khan, Korn, Operation Ivy, Pantera, The Beach Boys, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Brujeria, Slipknot, The Sex Pistols, Wumpscut, Red Hot Chili Peppers, ICP, Elton John, The Bloodhound Gang, Bobby Darin, Orbital, Babes In Toyland, Velvet Acid Christ, BT, The Unknown, Scorpions, The Dead Milkmen, Stevie Wonder, Violent Femmes, The Orb, Daft Punk, DJ Lorraine, The White Stripes, The Gipsy Kings, Atmosphere, Van Morrison, Tim Skold, Shapeshifters, Buzzcocks, Janis Joplin, Richard Vission, Megadeth, Sublime, Bauhaus, Cat Stevens, Cyndi Lauper, Darude, Nick Cave, Steely Dan, George Acosta, Dr. Dre, Bile, Santana, Juno Reactor, The Fray, Dead Can Dance, Old Crow Medicine Show, Smashing Pumpkins, Queen, Nirvana, Lunachicks, Jack Johnson, Suicide Commando, Dixie Chicks, Led Zeppelin, Fanny Pack, Heart, Green Day, At The Gates, Modest Mouse, Voodoo Glow Skulls, The Offspring, Rage Against the Machine, Gwar, Machines of Loving Grace, Danzig, Primus, Metallica, Skinny Puppy, Donovan, Saul Williams, Static-X, Sarah McLachlan, My Chemical Romance, Dropkick Murphys, Delerium, Frank Sinatra, Rabbit In the Moon, Tilly and the Wall, The Eagles, Blackalicious, Aesop Rock, Infected Mushroom, R.E.M., Serj Tankian, and A Perfect Circle...

Movies:


I love love love love LOVE movies. Some might say I have a serious movie habit... My absolute favorite movie ever is Forbidden Zone. Some other movies that I really like are The Rules of Attraction, Clue, Yellow Submarine, American Psycho, The Lost Boys, Sick, Beloved, Full Metal Jacket, Requiem For A Dream, Spun, Ravenous, Slam, The Evil Dead, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Fargo, Quills, Life Is Beautiful, Heathers, Leaving Las Vegas, Sixteen Candles, Dancer In the Dark, SLC Punk, American Beauty, Strangeland, Freaks, Donnie Darko, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, American Splendor, Frailty, The Loved One, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Party Monster, Nightbreed, American History X, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Harold and Maude, Sling Blade, Nowhere, 12 Monkeys, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Interview With the Vampire, Wilde, Silence of the Lambs, But I'm A Cheerleader, Evil Ed, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Trainspotting, Punch Drunk Love, Bowling For Columbine, Napoleon Dynamite, Boys Don't Cry, Labyrinth, Secretary, Bad Santa, Ghost World, The Goonies, The Wizard of Oz, Alice In Wonderland, Supersize Me, The Wall, The Little Mermaid, Tommy, Wayne's World, Drop Dead Fred, The Chumscrubber, A Night At the Roxbury, Ma Vie En Rose, Shrek, The Machinist, What About Bob, The Crow, Amelie, The City of Lost Children, Saw, Permanent Midnight, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, The Hills Have Eyes, Shaun of the Dead, The Big Lebowski, Brainscan, Whiteboyz, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, May, The Neverending Story, The Princess Bride, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, What Dreams May Come, Groove, I Heart Huckabees, Bring It On, Even Dwarves Started Small, Permanent Record, Little Nicky, Go, Silent Hill, Boogie Nights, Crash, The Birdcage, Sugar and Spice, Garden State, Re-Animator, Lost In Translation, Ghostbusters, Parenthood, Annie, The Lord of the Rings, Willow, Jeepers Creepers, All Over Me, About Schmidt, Slumber Party Massacre, Halloween, Stick It, The Virgin Suicides, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Witches of Eastwick, Candyman, Sideways, Bubba Ho-Tep, Night of the Living Dead, Whale Rider, Falling Down, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Natural Born Killers, The Shipping News, Pirates of the Caribbean, Little Miss Sunshine, The Secret Garden, White Oleander, I Am Sam, Seven, Waking Life, Meet the Feebles, My Girl, Bringing Out the Dead, Rosemary's Baby, Tipping the Velvet, Hard Candy, Babe, Terror Firmer, Psycho Beach Party, Summer of Sam, Chocolat, Over the Hedge, Office Space, A Scanner Darkly, Harry and the Hendersons, Death Becomes Her, Knocked Up, Death Proof, Fast Food Nation, The Karate Kid, Wit, Reign Over Me, Juno, Tideland, The Journey of Natty Gann, anything with Shirley Temple, anything by John Waters, Larry Clark, Broken Lizard, Todd Solondz, Matt Stone & Trey Parker, David Lynch, Jim Jarmusch, Kevin Smith, Harmony Korine, Eli Roth, Stephen King, Wes Anderson, Tim Burton, or Rob Zombie...

Television:

IS THE DEVIL.

Books:

I used to be the biggest bookworm ever. Unfortunately, I really don't read much anymore... I am too distracted by the various glowing boxes that are available to me... So sad.

Heroes:

My parents, Frank Forster, John Lennon, John Waters, Shirley Temple, and Divine... (and for the low, low price of only $19.95, you too can be my hero!)

My Blog

Rainbow Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of ou...
Posted by Sandy Claws on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:25:00 PST

THANK YOU EVERYONE...

HELLO ALL MY FRIENDS....THIS IS JUST A MESSAGE TO GIVE MY MOST SINCERE THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE CALLED, SENT CARDS, MESSAGES AND COMMENTS THIS PAST WEEK. I TRULY APPRECIATE ALL THE LOVE YOU HAVE ...
Posted by Sandy Claws on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:40:00 PST

Sad News

BATMANNovember 4, 2001 - February 15, 2008Anyone who knows me knows how much I love my cats. They are my children, and I would do anything for them. Well, it is with great sadness that I bring you the...
Posted by Sandy Claws on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 03:32:00 PST

nanananananaaaaaa... i'm more goth than yooooouuuuu!

...i'm so gothic...I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black. I'm so goth I use black cotton balls. I'm so goth the back of my hand is stapled to my forehead.I'm so goth I dyed m...
Posted by Sandy Claws on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:19:00 PST

the national board exam

I DID IT!!! I FUCKING PASSED THE NATIONAL BOARD! i'm so happy i could just about SHIT.
Posted by Sandy Claws on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 04:35:00 PST