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Jess

Don't tell Ken I have this... he must never know

About Me

They call me Genius with a J, I also laugh like a donkey (but sadly not as much anymore), i believe ugly people should be required to wear a paper bag over their head... i have an assorted selection of bags for personal use-----Someone (a 12 year old none the less) i don't even know sent this to me... i guess i'm an acquired taste:)"hey i found your page on the trinity students page and I just thought I would comment on this little remark belowi believe ugly people should be required to wear a paper bag over their head--- yeah, you don't need to put that..because you're not all that pretty yourself. Just thought I would let you know, because you look like a retard with that on there. since you know, you're not pretty"

My Interests

I like long escalator rides, social justice, randomness, sharks (but not real ones, they are too scary), chess, whale watching on TV, Digits (like fingers, not so much toes), numbers (my favorite is 7497858347), teddy bears, muppet stamps, and rock climbing (mostly the Andes)

I'd like to meet:

Vernon Moore's parents, a pirate with a plastic arm and metal shin, travis (from kristen's list... don't tell ken) ;), a turkey that is not afraid of thanksgiving, i think to talk to a mime would be wonderful, the scary uncle that people talk about, the chicken that came first... or the egg whichever, the guy who thought of the wiggle while you jiggle jello comercial, alf, Everyone else wants to meet me, so i think I would like to meet myself someone who is up to my genius, a geisha, oh yes and i want to meet a manatee (i empathize with them)

Music:

i make my own music... but on days when that is just not enough i like Journey, Dave Matthews Band, The Clarks, Flogging Molly, O.A.R, Corey Hart, Ingrham Hill, oh yeah and any catchy T.V. commercials

Movies:

i know this isn't a movie, but it is very revealing about my life
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jess
Birthday: 8/12/83
Birthplace: a manger
Current Location: a chair
Eye Color: i can't see them now... but I'll keep trying
Hair Color: it has changed so many times i'm not sure
Height: tall enough
Right Handed or Left Handed: i have both of my hands
Your Heritage: is mine
The Shoes You Wore Today: the swiss cheese shoes (yellow crocs)
Your Perfect Pizza: would be all mine (i don't share well)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to donkey laugh one more time
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i'm a pretty lady (i am impersonating Ken)
Thoughts First Waking Up: that better be ken's knee in my back
Your Best Physical Feature: my HUGE brains (yes i have more than one)
Your Bedtime: is mine... not yours
Your Most Missed Memory: Sigh... Whiskey Rebellions :( (IUP in general)
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi... i don't do drugs
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King!!!!!
Single or Group Dates: i can handle multiple men so bring em on!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: EWWWWW
Chocolate or Vanilla: peanut butter
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee w/ 6 sugars and 1/3 cup of cream
Do you Smoke: i would say i am smokin (hahahahaha)
Do you Swear: on my life
Do you Sing: like a bird
Do you Shower Daily: uh...
Have you Been in Love: not yet (don't tell ken)
Do you want to go to College: i want to go back
Do you want to get Married: not really (hehe)
Do you belive in yourself: well i'm not santa claus
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes, yes i do (there is nothing funny about MS)
Do you think you are Attractive: hells yeah
Are you a Health Freak: i would say i am an unhealthy freak
Do you get along with your Parents: i love my mommy and daddy
Do you like Thunderstorms: why did they say they liked me?
Do you play an Instrument: i was in the marching band and proud of it
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes... unless victoria is reading this than no
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i had to take antibiodics for a rash
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no ken is a cheap mofo
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: well duh, i'm not a cave man
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i don't like oreos, unless they are someone else's
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: EWWWWWW
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, but simon said i wasn't good enough for idol
In the past month have you been Dumped: i was in a dumpster
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: EWWWWWW
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes... i plead the fifth
Ever been Drunk: refer to the statement above about alcohol
Ever been called a Tease: i tease people all the time
Ever been Beaten up: i'm too nice to fight or get beaten up
Ever Shoplifted: never!
How do you want to Die: i'm not going to die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: president
What country would you most like to Visit: i hate other countries but love Epcot in Disney
Number of Drugs I have taken: drug free is the way to be!!!
Number of CDs I own: i lost most of them, but i take other ppls
Number of Piercings: i look like a cheese gratter
Number of Tattoos: my skin is a tattoo for the icky things inside
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i reget nothing b/c i am perfect
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Television:

anyone who has lived with me knows i watch tv more than i breathe... GOLDEN GIRLS RULE!!!

Books:

i am a nerd i read all the time... i really like lucky charms cereal boxes... they are extremely informative

Heroes:

Alice Paul, Grover, my dog buster, Kristen Bryant, Doug Funny, Alfred Kinsey, donald duck, Miss Piggy, and manatees (they are such brave creatures)