lil johnny |
Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fau...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:06:00 GMT |
A little story about heaven |
Little Billy came home from school and found the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Riga Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with it's legs in the air. "Daddy, daddy, our rooster ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:11:00 GMT |
Jacking off |
There was this family and they were too poor to buy food so this old man went out and shot them a squirrel...He used Shotgun and it still had BBs in itThey ate and it was the lil girls bedtime ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:16:00 GMT |
The truck and the Garage |
One day there was a little girl and a little boy at the park with their pants pulled down.The little girl asked the little boy "what is that""I dont know" He answered.The little boy asked the little g...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:06:00 GMT |
The Horse and the Chicken |
There was once a horse and a chicken who lived on a farm owned by a very rich man. The two of them were the best of friends and did everything together. One day, they were taking a walk by the lake, a...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:09:00 GMT |
Puddles |
There were 3 ducks, the first duck walked into the bar. the bartender "says hi whats your name?" The duck says "Mike"The bartender says "How was your day?" The duck says "Good just in a...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:44:00 GMT |
The Job Interview |
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:30:00 GMT |
