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Well not too much to say that shouldn't already be obvious. My name, as I hope you've deduced, is Jon. I generally like to take things slowly and stop to "smell the Rosoideaes(Roses to the layman)" as the old cliche goes. I generally try to have as good a time as possible without making a foole of myself, and though I sometimes fail at one or both, I try not to let things get me down. I love to go out with my friends, and, though we usually end up spending all of our time wandering around, thinking of something to do, we have a lot of laughs on the way and it never gets old. As Walter once said to The Dude, "Fuck it, Dude, lets go bowling;" so too do many of our nights end at the bowling alley(Imperial Lanes) and while I haven't gotten any better at bowling, I still have a lot of fun; it's just like Billy Shears a.k.a Richard Starkey a.k.a Ringo Starr once sang, "I get by with a little help from my friends, I get high with a little help from my friends, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends." I also love my family; I'd say more but there isn't wit nor wisdom nor word in this or any other tongue to do it justice; I guess I feel that way about a lot of people and things(Hey, I'm a sentamental guy) but especially about my family. Since I can't think of anything else meaningful to say, I s'pose I'll end this with (you guessed it) another mindless quote, this time from Jim Morrison: "When the music's over, turn out the lights."
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John Lennon
You enjoy poetry, painting & a fine wine. A lover not a fighter.

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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Peaches En Regalia-Frank Zappa
Waking up: Strawberry Fields Forever-The Beatles
Average day: Machine #2-Leo Kottke
First date: Let's Spend the Night Together- The Rolling Stones
Falling in love: Hello, I Love You-The Doors
Love scene: The Lemon Song-Led Zeppelin
Fight scene: Anarchy in the UK-Sex Pistols
Breaking up: Used to Love Her-GN'R
Getting back together: I Can't Quit You Baby- Led Zeppelin
Secret love: Can I Sit Next to You, Girl-AC/DC
Life's okay: White Summer-The Yardbirds(Jimmy Page)
Mental breakdown: Lithium-Nirvana
Driving: Planet Caravan-Black Sabbath
Learning a lesson: Mamma I'm Comin' Home- Ozzy Osbourne
Deep thought: Castles Made of Sand-Jimi Hendrix
Flashback: Lather-The Jefferson Airplane
Partying: Have a Drink on Me-AC/DC
Happy dance: Sub-Zero My Sherona Dance-Justin Ezekial
Regreting: I Shoulda' Fucked Old What's-Her-Name-George Carlin
Long night alone: Solitude-Black Sabbath
Death scene: Knockin' on Heaven's Door-Bob Dylan
Closing credits: When the Music's Over-The Doors
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85%

Spirit


80%

Air


75%

Fire


70%

Earth


50%
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the head of the military-industrial complex because it would be nice to see who really runs this country and this planet. I would also like to meet my younger self so that I could tell him, "Don't worry, everything will be alright." It'd also be cool to meet a higher power or maybe a more advanced lifeform to see what kind of prospective he/she/it had. I'd also like to meet a beautiful woman who can tie a bowtie with her feet ( a must for any marriage to work). It'd also have been cool to meet John Lennon, John Tolkien, or Jim Morrison and tell them how much they've helped shape who I am as a person.

My Blog

It's been a long time........

Well, as it stands (or does it sit?) there are two things that I have presently decided to revisit: I can't think of what they are, but I'm sure one of them will have something to do with writing a bl...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 13:32:00 GMT

A Soul-ution to Religious Strife in the Middle East

Y'know, there may actually be away to stop all this fighting out East so that the world will once again be safe for American tourism...... because that's the whole basis for American foreign policy; j...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 17:07:00 GMT

On the circumvention of evolution and children

Y'know, I was in a movie the other day, and there were a bunch of little kids sitting in front of me, talking loudly and being a general annoyance. That's when it occurred to me that I really don't wa...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:52:00 GMT

No Future!!!!!

Well, to all of you out there under 50, I wouldn't worry too much about retirement, or even your finances for that matter, because the end is really fuckin' nigh. With the proliferation of digital te...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:37:00 GMT

Seconds, Minutes, and Hours

Y'know, I was thinking earlier today, while I was bored at work, about how certain phrases and words have existed long before their full meanings have been developed. One such example of this would be...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:33:00 GMT

January Sucks!!!!!!!!

Hey guys, y'know something, I'm gonna stop celebrating New Years on Jan 1 and start celebrating it on April 1. It really makes a lot more sense when you think about it; April 1 used to be the New Year...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 15:00:00 GMT