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Kat

About Me

I don't really know what to say here, I don't think anybody ever does. So you can either be all clever and witty, which usually means you sound like a pompous ass, or you can be dull and give the usual stats. So I'll give you some unusual stats: I cheat at solitaire. My dream car is a White VW Rabbit with a license plate that says "follow" and Alice in Wonderland seat covers. I'm in the middle of illustrating a comic book version of Macbeth. I think a mortar and pestle is the best kitchen gadget ever invented. I've been to Lebanon, Canada, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Brazil, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Jamaica, Greece, Cyprus, the Netherlands, Germany, Luxembourg, France, England, Scotland, the Czech Republic, Italy, Spain, Switzerland, Monaco, and Belgium. I pick my nose when no one's looking. I talk to myself when I'm alone. My life is very interesting in my head. I have three gay boyfriends--one in Raleigh, one in Boston, and one in New York--I LOVE YOU ALL!!! I dance like a madwoman--especially to "Black Betty." I'm a Joss Whedon junkie. I think that ice cream sprinkles should never be called "jimmies." I think bi-racial babies are the most beautiful things in the world--SPREAD THE GENES APART, PEOPLE!!! I am determined to marry Gary Oldman. I have a salt tooth, not a sweet tooth. Cheesy 80s songs make me nostalgic. I think it's a sign of deep psychosis that Nicholas Cage's son is named Cal-el. Playing card games, the flow has to go clockwise or else I get really annoyed.That's all I've got for now. I am worth $1,981,650 on HumanForSale.com
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a lot of dead people, so this is kind of a moot point.

My Blog

it never stops coming

for an amazing, unexpected, wonderful, surprising (i know i'm redundant as hell--i don't care) three weeks, my life was blissful (by the way, thanks colin). but my life being what it is, nothing ends...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 13:27:00 GMT

ummmm . . . yeah

i have the worst luck. seriously. some random guy decides to stalk me and find out where i live and come to my house demanding to see me, my friends and family are in lebanon while i sit and watch t...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 07:55:00 GMT

macbeth

"they're in scotland, in some century where they don't have cars--they should be on horseback"--yours truly--
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:55:00 GMT

treason

so i'm a traitor and have been going to cup a joe's every afternoon, but i just can't focus at starbucks--plus it's all wicked cold in there, and there's never enough seating or table area. got a cal...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 15:23:00 GMT

headstands and hangovers

spent the night trying to convince a drunk-ass air-force douchebag that it was a bad idea to do headstands on barstools. unsuccessful.
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 20:01:00 GMT