Kyle Scott Tekiela

And there I am in Sri lanka, formerly Ceylon, at am, looking for brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. Jeff Beck pops his head round the door and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. We go, and it's closed. So There's me and Keith Moon and David Crosby breaking into this little sweet shop, right? Instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show...
This is basically the story of my life. Although it never really happened, so i guess it's not the story of my life. Although i do have a Bengal Tiger...
But seriously i'm in college right now and i want out. I just want to make music videos and documentaries and get my design company off the ground. it's tough to do that in a shitty hillbilly town in Southern Illinois, but i'm making it happen day by day. I'll be posting my videos on here as well as any other news i might have.
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