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choosey mom's choose jay

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About Me

NEMESIS WANTED: I'm 5'10", into music, shooting, adventure, and friends (by day) justice, honor, and vengeance (by night). Seeking arch-enemy, possibly crime-lord or deformed megalomaniac. Sound like you? Send me a message...
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My Interests

shoes on power lines, songs with clapping in them, the sound of a #2 pencil on paper, handwriting, high five's, rhythms, patterns, writing, whiskey, album covers, wine bottles, pretty girls with foreign language, wind, honest intent

I'd like to meet:

beautiful people, and the cast of Empire Records because they were all really cool in the movie when i was 15. oh, and iggy pop, if he hasn't died yet and i have the time this beautiful man

Music:

i like it!!

Movies:

"doin' stuff is overrated... like Hitler, he did alot, but dont we all wish he just stayed at home and got stoned?"

Television:

"not always... though sometimes i couldn't go drinking because i had to kill somebody... and sometimes i'd miss killing somebody because i was out drinking"

Books:

Where The Wild Things Are, Banksy (Wall and Piece), Bukowski, Fante, anything by Dave Eggers (A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius) BRING BACK MIGHT MAGAZINE!!! Chuck Palahniuk, House of Leaves, Chaos, Siddhartha, You Shall Know our Velocity, How We Are Hungry, How Boys See Girls, Genius, Issac Asimov's "Foundation Trilogy," Johnny Cash's autobiography "Cash" by Johnny Cash. anything original, witty, smart, and creative that makes me uh... think

Heroes:

banksy, the writers of my favorite songs and books, my sister, Nikolai Tesla, Lars Frederikson, Albert Camus, James Gleick, Paul Hogan, Indiana Jones and anyone who'll scratch my back... love me a good back scratching

My Blog

how to owe Hollywood Video $237

how to owe Hollywood Video $237:step one: rent 3 videosstep two: return videos 57 days latestep three: try to rent more video's 6 months laterstep four: when boy behind counter asks for $237 in late f...
Posted by choosey mom's choose jay on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:24:00 PST

Nothing of any consequence

Alas! It was not a joke of the practically dumb, but rather a trick of the surprisingly smart... perhaps I should start from the beginning... A few weeks ago during my morning routine consisting of w...
Posted by choosey mom's choose jay on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:06:00 PST

a hearse of a different color

saturday, somewhere between buying the hearse and blowing the rear left tire on impact in the middle of a tobacco field, i was reminded of the very precarious simplicity of reminiscence that...
Posted by choosey mom's choose jay on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:26:00 PST

Denny's breakfast

me:  i'll have the big breakfast platter waitress:  ok fifteen minutes later breakfast comes... me:  wow, it comes with pancakes?! waitress:  would you like to see the picture you ...
Posted by choosey mom's choose jay on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 08:39:00 PST

help wanted

NEEDED:  Thirty Chinamen and a zepplin for elaborate practical joke.  If you can help, please send me a message. 
Posted by choosey mom's choose jay on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:57:00 PST

horribly awry

pondering today, i figured that if all of you were in the wilderness with me and something were to go horribly awry, i would most likely eat jesse first.  it seems to me that he would supply the ...
Posted by choosey mom's choose jay on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:32:00 PST