El Maximo - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I rock. Seriously. I mean, look at that picture. That's me. That sumbitch's so hot, you gotta look at him through a hole in a paper plate. You know, like an eclipse. Or it'll burn your retinas or something.

My Interests

Anything interesting.

I'd like to meet:

a nymphomaniaical coke connection who can keep a secret. . .not as common as you'd think.

Music:

Mostly newer Q101-type stuff. . .basically, if it's in your little sister's iPod, I'm sure I'll love it.

Movies:

27 Dresses made my vagina weep.

Television:

Desperate Housewives. Why? Because Ricardo Chavira is my new man-crush. Would I have sex with him? No. Backrub? I'm listening. . .

Books:

Words are for suckers.

Heroes:

That gorgeous hunk in the mirror, baby! And Abraham Lincoln or some shit like that.

My Blog

Help me name my meat!

My beefy, porky sidekick (as seen in my profile pic) needs a name! I'm fielding any and all suggestions, and choosing the best from the submissions I receive. So take a minute, think of a ...
Posted by El Maximo on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:18:00 PST

Bring your meat to Wrestlemania!

Hey everybody, We’re grilling for Wrestlemania! We’ll provide appetizers and hamburgers, so if you’d like anything else to grill, feel free to bring it along. Remember, t...
Posted by El Maximo on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:39:00 PST

Burial For A Buddy

OSWEGO - The funeral for the late John Schiro was held last Saturday afternoon at his parent's house in Oswego. Lunch, which consisted of Itaian Beef sandwiches and sweet peppers, was held immed...
Posted by El Maximo on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:14:00 PST