I'm spicy and sweet and smell like a dream. I'm not the best-looking of my family, but I'm the most dependable. I'm a traditional guy, but I'm open to knew ideas. I have stood the test of time. I'm a sucker for American holidays. I'm your favorite. I know I am. You can pretend it's chocolate cake, but you'll grow tired of him. And then you'll come back to me. You always do.