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Valtane

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am a living Vampire. That means I am not undead, however I do drink human blood. I appreciate Gothic living and dark moods. I will tolerate you only if you are tolerable. If you annoy me I will ignore you. Also, if anyone decides to harrass me for being what I am, you can burn in the Hell your god provides for you. Other than that, we may be good friends.

My Interests

Human beings. The female gender (so complicated!). My wife and children. Maybe even you. (Refresh page if broken.)^Armageddon Funniness^^The Silent Hill Song!^

I'd like to meet:

It would be rather interesting to meet Vlad III the Impaler, also know as Vlad Tepes. Such a man who can influence an unforgetable vampire tale must be worth his salt.I would also like to meet the illustrious one they call Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Something about her...just catches my eyes...

Music:

Many forms. Except country and rap. *shudder* Some examples:^A Place for the Lovers in the Dirt^^The Nobodies^^Fantasie Impromptu^^Closer *UNCUT*^^Forsaken^

Movies:

Many as well. Some clips of a few:^Bram Stoker's Dracula^^Night of the Living Dead^^Star Wars^^Nosferatu^^Tim Burton's Vincent^^Silent Hill^

Television:

The Simpsons is part of my balanced diet! Also, Ghost Hunters (Jason and Grant, you guys rock! Go RI!) Coolest new show this year: Heroes^Treehouse of Horror "The Raven"^

Books:

I'm very selective with my reading. I tend to stick to familiar subjects.

Heroes:

I don't have a hero. However, being a hero is something different. It makes my loved ones respect me even more. Does Pyramid Head count as a hero?
Free Cursors

My Blog

Comment here or I Erase You

Here it is. Comment here if you TRULY are a friend of mine. Some of you will be exempt, you know who you are. If not, then comment here. I will wait one week then the slack will fall behind. Myspace h...
Posted by Valtane on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:09:00 PST

Freakin' Jehovah's Witnesses!!

Literally 30 seconds ago someone knocked on my door. I answered it and lo and behold it was...bum bum BUM!...a Jehovah's Witness!!! He handed me his paper full of crap and told me he was passing ...
Posted by Valtane on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:16:00 PST

Mortal Kombat!

I got the game yesterday! http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/Valtane/MKA_Poster_Fina l.jpg Nitara's in it, I'm happy. (She's the Vampire with wings in the upper right hand corner next to the Centaur-...
Posted by Valtane on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:46:00 PST

Mortal Kombat Armageddon

I'm getting it today! This is so freakin' awesome. I can't wait. I'll make sure to put a review up here once I play it some, but for now...SUSPENSE!!! *EDIT* Gamestop told me it's not in until tomor...
Posted by Valtane on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:25:00 PST

Silent Hill DVD Review

I bought Silent Hill on DVD the day it came out and, quite frankly, am dissapointed. Now I know most of you can tell I LOVE Silent Hill, and the movie was so freakin' cool that a DVD purchase would ma...
Posted by Valtane on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:53:00 PST