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Matt

eldunce

About Me

I'm a writer. Of course, what I write is readable only by machines, but the computers listen to my tender entreaties in ways that people never could!I may just be a hack right now, selling my craft to anyone on the street who can give me a little scratch to get by, but someday I'll be famous, with a major deal and so many Benjamins I won't be able to keep them all in the back of my Bentley.That day will probably be when machines rule over us like harsh, unforgiving taskmasters, and only the hushed tones of my binary masterpieces will keep the human race from teetering over the edge of eradication. So if I work to hasten that day, you can't really call me a traitor to humanity, you can only call me tragically focused.

My Interests

Fantasy, Hip-hop, Basketball, Role Playing, Capoeira, Carving my Body from Stone

I'd like to meet:

a PSP compiler that doesn't totally debilitate my poor workstation. Shigeru Miyamoto. A great deal of money. People

Music:

Hey, did you get that thing I sent ya?

Movies:

Terence Stamp

Heroes:

Batman?